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July 22, 2007
Fear My + 3 Upright Vacuum of Dust Smiting
My +3 Eureka bagless named 'DustSmiter', with detachable, extendable duster.
I needed some updated shirtless pics for my Manhunt account, but got carried away with the camera and vacuum cleaner instead. I kept thinking the photos needed a subject or a prop. Posing with vacuum is just as silly as any pursing profile pic pose I guess. I was going for that Boris Vallejo look. I'm never going to get laid again, but might be able to pick up some housecleaning gigs.
5892BVZ Eureka Boss 4D Upright Vac - Yellow/Black, $171.99.
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The weather has been fantastic this weekend, dry and in the mid-80s - most unusual for DC in July. Lovely time to walk or bike around.
Posted by jimbo at July 22, 2007 10:30 PM
Comments
Bagless colonic system? Sounds kinda messy to me.
Posted by: homer at July 22, 2007 11:18 PM
Jimbo Carter, Warlord of Mars....
Posted by: Jeff at July 23, 2007 12:17 AM
Wow... are those abs I see there? NICE.
Posted by: Mark in Portland at July 23, 2007 1:35 AM
Check out all his majesty.
Posted by: Brian at July 23, 2007 1:41 AM
Nice, gratuitous, shirtless image. And very "by the power of greyskull".
Posted by: cb at July 23, 2007 8:48 AM
I don't know, I think it's kind of hot. Please come and clean my house.
Posted by: Kevin-Andrew at July 23, 2007 9:20 AM
You're so lucky to own a vaccum. Hardwood floors, and I only have a swifter.
Posted by: patrick at July 23, 2007 10:00 AM
Shirtless or no I need someone to vacuum my 2nd floor. Come and I will feed you meat.
Posted by: Mari at July 23, 2007 10:24 AM
I LOVE THIS PICTURE!!! You are the coolest Jimbo. I think you are giving TJ a run for his money for "Coolest DC Blogger Bitch of the Year". ;)
Posted by: brettcajun at July 23, 2007 11:52 AM
Damn...I'd pay you to come vacuum my house dressed like that.
Posted by: Mike at July 23, 2007 11:57 AM
ISO of bearded rugby players who like a little vacuum foreplay? At least the tevas (which are no doubt present) were cut out of the picture.
Posted by: Gay Canuck in the Capital at July 23, 2007 12:13 PM
Well at least I now know I am not the only gay guy that vacuums shirtless. It was great seeing you at BlowOff the other week.
Posted by: Chris at July 23, 2007 2:03 PM
OMG!! That's great on so many levels... the pic needs to be worked on by some Photoshop monkeys. To make the background more appropriate.
Posted by: atari_age at July 23, 2007 2:05 PM
Nice pics! Are you into LARPing?
Posted by: Chris at July 23, 2007 2:13 PM
You can come over anytime! You'll probably get laid too! You're a cutie!
Posted by: Michael Cabina at July 23, 2007 7:34 PM
I fell into your hair-filled blog while binging on Sam Elliott pics. Thanks for sharing.
Posted by: Ohio Tom at July 23, 2007 8:31 PM
Heresy! The Warlord of Mars does not LARP! He's too important for that!
Posted by: Jeff at July 23, 2007 9:36 PM
I feel should add that I'm perfectly okay with you wearing no shirt.
Posted by: Joshua Foust at July 23, 2007 10:36 PM
LOL Great photo. I was wondering if you were hairy and an innie or an outtie. LOL
Posted by: diamondfistwerny (Steve) at July 24, 2007 1:21 AM
I have indeed LARPed at a LotR reenactment at Governor Dodge State Park in Dodgeville, Wisconsin back in like 1988. I was a White Hand Orc.
Posted by: jimbo at July 24, 2007 1:22 AM
Do you hire out? I need a shirtless maid to clean my house (among other things) and I feel that you will fill the position perfectly!
Posted by: Drew at July 24, 2007 7:22 AM
Do you hire out? I need a shirtless maid to clean my house (among other things) and I feel that you will fill the position perfectly!
Posted by: Drew at July 24, 2007 7:23 AM
Heh heh...your vacuum has a "Power Paw" attatchment...hee hee...that joke almost makes itself...;o)
Posted by: Frank at July 24, 2007 12:23 PM