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July 13, 2007

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"Mustache Man" holographic Decepticon pilot, driver in 'Transformers' movie a real Air Force pilot

In accordance with protocol layed out by the original Star Trek evil parallel universe episode, most evil entities have mustaches or goatees.

Flash Gordon series coming in August on SciFi. It looks fun, and will tide me over until the return of Battlestar Galactica. Will Ming the Merciless have a fu manchu 'stache? Will Flash be as hot as the one from the 80's movie?

"Flash - aaa-aah - he'll save everyone of us!

He's for everyone of us
Stand for everyone of us
He'll save with a mighty hand
Every man every woman
Every child - with a mighty flash."

Posted by jimbo at July 13, 2007 11:02 AM

Comments

I have a goatee at the moment, therefore I am evil. I can live with that.

Posted by: homer at July 13, 2007 2:05 PM

I see the beard is back and that you're looking hotter than ever.

Posted by: Zack at July 13, 2007 2:59 PM

flesh gordon 1974
“I’ve got the power pasties, and I know how to use ‘em!”

is that what you mean??

http://filmfanatic.org/reviews/?p=1048

Posted by: ricardo at July 13, 2007 3:49 PM

p.s.
presumably, barbarella would jump in for some, because her aerobics videos didn't help much in the end (as flesh gordon could introduce libido that richard simmons glossed over)....and lord knows that some of these people who would make a papua new guinea jungle lord lick his chops....well, you know that they're not going to rise up from the cauldron embracing their inner goddess as in "baghdad cafe".

not associating scruffy with evil. it looks too inviting.

Posted by: ricardo at July 13, 2007 3:58 PM

excellent picture Jimbo

Posted by: Tim at July 13, 2007 7:27 PM

yay! The beard is back!

Posted by: Nax Caminiti at July 14, 2007 11:49 AM

My high school art teacher actually told us that we should never trust a man with a mustache. It's a good life lesson.

Posted by: Ryan at July 14, 2007 4:01 PM

I went to see "Flash Gordon" when it came out in 1980. As I left the theater, some boys from my class saw me, and for the next two years they called me "Flash." When I walked into class they would call out "Flash! Ah-ah!" Oh the memories...

Posted by: Sean at July 14, 2007 6:00 PM

You KNOW i'm a huge Flash Gordon fan, right? i collect Flash shit.

I may have to get cable, JUST so I can seethis show.

Posted by: cb at July 15, 2007 11:48 AM

Oh, and the mustached man is HOT in the transformer movie... nearly as hot as YOU in that picture. You are "bearded man"!

Posted by: cb at July 16, 2007 8:42 AM

Your only partly right in regards to Mirror Universe facial hair... for example.. the Mirror Universe Jimbo would have a smooth face and would like to kick puppies. The Mirror Universe Jimbo would also be a heterosexual, married with 8 kids.

My mirror Universe twin would have a goatee and dispise beer.

I can not wait to se this new FLASH series. I am curious to see how they will Interpret this classic. (Oh I just read that Ming will not have the Goatee.. something stupid crap about it being racist)

Posted by: Dax at July 16, 2007 11:52 AM

scruff, yum!

Posted by: moby at July 16, 2007 2:00 PM

Hey, Jimbo --- check out Jocko and the new Paris Rugby poster.

Paris is definitely for rugby lovers.

OMG. OMG. OMG. (Or is that too gurly a response for humpy rugby man action).

How about ... Totally Hawwwtt and Woofy, dude. Check it out.

Posted by: SmartAss at July 16, 2007 2:25 PM

Lordy! You sure can grow a beard fast. Lookin good!!

Posted by: Bob at July 16, 2007 2:48 PM

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