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June 29, 2007
Super-A.D.D. Spice Girls Reunion Friday Recap
In case you missed the news, my wishes have come true and the Spice Girls have reunited for a tour. This is bigger news than the Police reunion. Here's a breakdown of the Spice Girls for those of you who foolishly choose to not pay attention to Girl Power:
Victoria "Posh" Beckham - dreamily married to hot soccer star
Melanie "Scary" Brown - gave birth to Eddie Murphy's kid
Emma "Baby" Bunton - also preggers, looks like a baby too
Melanie "Sporty" Chisholm - best voice, kind of butch
Geri "Ginger" Halliwell - has hot gigantic personal trainers
Clearly, Ginger Spice is the smartest of the bunch.
This gentleman has nothing to do with anything posted today, he's just hot:
Verizon worked my last nerve today. Money quote on the phone today:
"I would rather starve to death than to speak with your automated voice recognition system ever again."I won't even get into it, but I cancelled my phone/DSL service, so I have no phone for a while. The irony is that while it apparently takes them 3-5 business days to turn DSL on, it only takes minutes to cancel both land line and DSL service. I was thankful for that. Verizon, I will dirt your name until the day I die. You have gained my eternal enmity.
Posted by jimbo at June 29, 2007 5:37 PM
Comments
Check out Emma's latest solo album, "Life in Mono." You'll love the fact that on some songs she sounds like she's channeling Olivia Newton-John.
Posted by: Jeffrey at June 29, 2007 11:56 AM
This post makes me want to zig-a-zig ah.
Posted by: Sarah Jean at June 29, 2007 1:27 PM
Cripes, Ginger's trainer is ENORMOUS. And HAWT! I wonder if he's available to train here in Tucson.
Posted by: homer at June 29, 2007 1:32 PM
As a person who used to work in the telecommunications industry I can say with the utmost confidence: Verizon is the Antichrist. I hate them almost as much as Cheney.
Posted by: J.P. at June 29, 2007 2:32 PM
I love a nice hunky Nordic type but he is too steroided out. Looks more like a beast of burden than sexy.
Posted by: GURL at June 29, 2007 2:36 PM
I'll take Geri's beast of burden.
I will really take the dude in the pic here tho! Where did you find him??????
Posted by: Dan at June 29, 2007 6:17 PM
I have Verizon Wireless for cell service and never had a problem with them all these years. (They landed up with me when they took over the company I was with)
And GAWD! That trainer's HUGE! He can come by my place. (Homer can have whatever's left afterwards)
Posted by: Lee at June 30, 2007 4:10 AM
I'd like the boy in the wifebeater holding the tire iron or hedge clippers or whatever that thing is.
Posted by: Mike at June 30, 2007 10:35 PM
Look into Cavalier. They are less expensive and their customer service is pretty decent.
Posted by: Donbo at July 1, 2007 3:27 PM
I feel the same way about Cingular. I would do without rather than switch to them ever again.
Posted by: moby at July 2, 2007 1:28 AM
1) Spice Girlzzz = YAY!!!! (I love Ginger!)
2) Please tell me you KNOW the guy in the pic!
3) Verizon is on my list along with Time Warner Cable. both companies I will no longer deal with.
Posted by: cb at July 2, 2007 10:49 AM
So hot!
Posted by: patrick at July 2, 2007 10:52 AM