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June 8, 2007

Little Internets Shop of Horrors

If there's anything that makes me feel good about my personal collection of beat-up and/or used furniture, it's looking at other people's beat-up, ugly-ass furniture they try to sell on Craigslist. Here's a collage of choice items that are thankfully going for a price that honestly reflects their style and quality:
Little Shop of Horrors
I think I have phone service now. Of course they arrived to diddle with the wires the moment I left my home, but I called the number from work and at least you can leave messages on it. I'll know for sure when I get home.

But still, Verizon Sux Donkey Dick for eternity unless they come to my house, say they're sorry for treating customers like dirt, and baking me a nice German chocolate cake from scratch. And give me a foot massage. And put together my entertainment system. And a manicure. But until then Verizon Sux Donkey Dick for eternity.

Posted by jimbo at June 8, 2007 11:42 AM

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The loveseat thing would be alright without those cushions.

Posted by: homer at June 8, 2007 12:16 PM

Oooohh, can I give you a foot massage???

Posted by: Bill at June 8, 2007 4:26 PM

What are you talking about - the yellow cabinet is smashing.

Posted by: Brechi at June 10, 2007 5:56 PM

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