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March 5, 2007

What do I have to do to get the message through?

Barrett Long250 drag queens impersonating Kylie Minogue. How could I have missed it?

At left, Barrett Long on Hairyblokes.com. Nice name.

(Not work safe, yo.)

I suppose y'all are expecting some kinda cranky response to the foul gasses that came out of that emaciated drag queen conservative-creature's mouth this weekend. Eh, she's a media whore and knew exactly what she was saying and got the expected response. She's tired and needs to eat a sandwich. Just keep talkin', Skeletor, keep talkin' and diggin' that hole ever-deeper.

I suggest y'all keep lookin' at hot gay porn and try to keep her out of your thoughts.

Since I'm such a big 'ol "gerd," I would like to discuss this season's geek television finale episodes of Battlestar Galactica and Heroes, after the break as to not be a spoiler if you haven't seen them yet...

OMG Starbuck is NOT DEAD! NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo way! She's like a linchpin character and they couldn't have killed her off! It must be some kind of dream sequence or that Cylon stealth cruiser picked her up after she ejected!

OMG Peter Petrelli versus Sylar! Who's gonna win? BTW I know Sylar eats brains and shit but he's totally sexy if you ignore the predator nature and all that.

Posted by jimbo at March 5, 2007 5:45 PM


I like your thoughts...beef can take my mind off of that skank's hate speech any time of the day. However, after personally knowing someone who was beaten so badly in college, that half of his stomach had to be removed, I won't be quiet on this sort of vile, disgusting, shameful behavior. While crushing his skull, his attackers were calling him "faggot"....what she calls a harmless schoolyard taunt.

Posted by: Weatherwoof at March 5, 2007 9:45 PM

Good lord.....


Posted by: A-Ron at March 5, 2007 10:23 PM

Sylar sexy? Boy have you lost your ever loving mind? He look like caveman with crappy haircut.

Posted by: Mari at March 5, 2007 10:46 PM

>>>>He look like caveman with crappy haircut.

Precisely, my dear Mari.

Posted by: jimbo at March 5, 2007 11:22 PM

I have a Starbuck theory . . . Email me if you're interested. :-)

Posted by: Scott at March 6, 2007 9:00 AM

My puppy got scared as foul and unpolite words flew from my lips with spittle as I screamed at the television screen when they announced that Heroes would continue in late April. On the other hand, if he is dead, does that save NYC? And when is Hiro going to speak english. And why does he sound more manly and sexy in English and girly in Japanese? And I think I would do Dr. Who, I like the beard.

Posted by: Chad at March 6, 2007 12:22 PM

Isn't Barrett Long in line to be a neo-con Republican political commentator?

Posted by: homer at March 6, 2007 2:39 PM

Starbuck's not dead. She just smells that way.

Peter's so gonna kick Sylar's ass. And probably get a new haircut at the same time.

IMO, Ando is now the Batman of the group. No superpowers, but knows where to be at the right time and how to kick ass with the advantage. As for where he and Hiro ended up, though... ouch.

Finally, hurray for Gramma Petrelli.

Posted by: palochi at March 6, 2007 2:55 PM

Duh, she's a Cylon

Posted by: sam at March 6, 2007 5:38 PM

I think her daddy was a cylon (have we heard much about him?) and she's the first hybrid

Posted by: Andy at March 6, 2007 7:55 PM

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