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March 9, 2007

Shockka-Kahn. Shockka-Kahn. Shockka-Kahn everybody...

The newest dynamic duo on City of Heroes MMORPG: Shockka-Kahn and DreamGurl! Shockka is a magic-origin electricity blaster, and DreamGurl is a sonic-defender.
Shockka Kahn & DreamGurl
They protect all innocents in Paragon City on the Protector Server. DreamGurl is the creation of OMG DJ TM™ and Shockka is mine.

BTW OMG DJ TM™ is spinning tonight at Cobalt. I'll be there, will you? It's the ONLY thing going on tonight.

Porntastic ChrisWell, aside from Woof, which I will attempt to attend beforehand if I can get a disco nap in after work. Fridays are usually not good for Webmasters, as people usually put off submitting things to the Webmaster until they reach a panic state on Friday, thus making Webmasters cranky.

So cranky, in fact, that if someone I don't know (friends are allowed) tries to finger my sphincter at Woof again, I'm going to break that finger. Say hello before fingering - or else.

But there are those who I wish would finger me and more, especially while sporting a porntastic 'stache. Chris over at Boy's Briefs was porntastic for a few precious moments. I love the handlebar, it works for him, but not the used car salesman 'stache.

Posted by jimbo at March 9, 2007 1:07 AM


I LOVE IT! You girls have the D&D drag queen market cornered. Can you make one for me called CocktailWhore that wears a skimpy Budweiser dress and hurls full cocktail shakers of cheap vodka at the evil forces. The shaker explodes on the evil person soaking them in hooch and temporarily making them drunk (hence easier to kill).

Posted by: Martini at March 9, 2007 6:46 AM

Wow, they look really cool. I wish I had a super hero alter ego. But I doubt that my bitchy powers could be used for good.

Posted by: Jim at March 9, 2007 8:54 AM

Well Jim, there's an evil version of City of Heroes called City of Villians! I prefer being a superhero.

Posted by: jimbo at March 9, 2007 9:57 AM

I'd like to see these two go head-to-head with ElectroWoman & DynaGirl.

Posted by: ivan at March 9, 2007 10:54 AM

I still can't believe people finger you unannounced. That never happens to me. Clearly it's the ass, it grabs their attention.

Posted by: copperred at March 9, 2007 12:33 PM

I've seen Jimbo's ass. It is indeed magnetic.

Posted by: sam at March 9, 2007 1:48 PM

Jimbo, Magnetic Booty should be the name of your next City of Heroes character.

Posted by: chrisb at March 9, 2007 4:53 PM

Oooh, that's a great idea. I'll try to see if the name isn't already taken.

Posted by: jimbo at March 9, 2007 5:40 PM

I'm so glad to realize I'm not the only one who's been subjected to the random sphincter fingering. I feel your pain, Jimbo.

Posted by: Rick at March 9, 2007 6:06 PM

I am confused! How does your ass get fingered by strangers? From the description I am assuming you are talking more than a pinch. I get my fair share of ass pats....but fingerings...that is only for the invited!

Posted by: Chris at March 9, 2007 10:16 PM

Jimbo: I think you were part of the blogjam a couple of years ago. Are you interested in doing something like that again.

What do you think?

Posted by: Trey at March 9, 2007 10:26 PM

I'm going to ask Congress to make Jimbo's ass a National Monument.

Posted by: homer at March 10, 2007 1:23 PM

That picture makes the wa-wa board go off in my mind.

Posted by: Gary at March 12, 2007 1:27 PM

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