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March 6, 2007

the facts of life from jimbo

the facts of life girlsEveryone is checking their e-mail, but no one is actually reading it.

Blogs become exponentially more interesting as the due date for your mid-term exam paper approaches.

Bitch, no it's not funny when you're driving the wrong way down a busy one-way street AND talking on your cell phone. You almost hit the cute bike messenger. Get that smile off your face before I slap it off like how Charlene's gonna bitch slap the next fucker that says "faggot".

The promise of a snow day becomes less exciting the more miles you tread on icy, unshoveled sidewalks in DC.

Surprise porn-stars-as-conservative-shills that keep appearing from the ether surprise me less often as they used to. But don't worry, judging by Gannon's writing career, they get less than 15 minutes of fame.

Deadly staph infections aren't as funny as they used to be when your friend gets sick from it.

Don't drink a Guiness an hour and a half before your mid-term exam paper deadline.

Posted by jimbo at March 6, 2007 4:29 PM

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Jimbo

I think Charlene should do the talk show rounds...I can call up Lurleen Ritchie if Charlene needed help.

Charlene and Lurleen would need a third (maybe Kelly) and a bus and they could do the American version of Priscilla - instead of going to Alice Springs, the "girls" follow Ann Coulter everywhere she goes (in the bus) and terrorize her Kelly style - "Oh and BTW Betch - FUCK YOU".

Posted by: Martini at March 7, 2007 6:52 AM

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