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February 19, 2007

Super-Furry President's Day Dance Party 3000

Today, just because:
Ian Hendricks
"Ian Hendricks" as found on the Hairy Blokes blog where you can find a fine collection of Ben Cohen pics too.

Charlene Says Tim Hardaway's a big jackass, but we're long overdue for a man currently in a professional sport to come out. And I'm not talking about competitive diving, equestrian, or sportaerobics. There are gay men in professional football, baseball and basketball, and they just have to have the balls to face these idiots who will quickly shut up when faced with truth, rather than their own ignorant ideas of what gay people are. Anyhow, Hardaway needs to get his ass kicked by a rugby-playing Texan belle with big hair, cute nose and cherubic cheeks.

As for Hardaway's fear of being looked up and down in the locker room, it's probably already happened, but you know what? The DL-bruh probably behaved himself and kept it to himself.

Our rugby team is about half straight now. I think most of the straight guys play with us simply because our pitch (field) is in a convenient location. Convenience trumps homophobia in this case, and there have been plenty of times when we've all stripped naked in front of each other, and in rugby the straight and gay guys have to play in very, very close and intimate positions. My head has been in close proximity to hot straight sweaty man-crotch, and in more than a few occasions I've been face-to-'nads for a few moments. If these guys can handle it, so can professional athletes. The straight guys on our team got over it, other teams in our local league got over it, and so can professional athletes.

I like the term "rehabracadabra" coined by Sarah in TJs comments regarding Hardaway. It succinctly describes the current phenomenon where anyone can do or say anything, go to "rehab", and be absolved of all sins. This phenomenon kind of spits in the face of anyone who has actually been to rehab for a legitimate reason, and belittles the institution.

Posted by jimbo at February 19, 2007 3:54 PM

Comments

"rehabracadabra" BAWHAHAHAHAHA!! I love that!

Posted by: Brian at February 19, 2007 4:29 PM

I told Sarah that was my new favorite word. Those lesbians are so damn witty!

Posted by: durban bud at February 19, 2007 5:56 PM

Wasn't that a 1980s pop song? "Rehabracadabra, I wanna reach out and grab ya?" Probably not a good thing to be playing if Hard-on-away is in the locker room with you.

Posted by: homer at February 19, 2007 6:12 PM

WOOOOOOF. Seriously somebody in the scientific world needs to come up with a chest hair pill/creme/therapy. I want be furry like him! Not fair!

Posted by: TOS at February 19, 2007 7:59 PM

Oh, I love "rehabracadabra" as well!

Posted by: Lee at February 20, 2007 6:47 AM

"DL-bruh".

Hah!

Posted by: kameron at February 21, 2007 2:28 PM

Thanks for the hairy link! Just saw my hero Mason Jarr- what a friggin hottie!

Posted by: 207guy at February 24, 2007 7:32 AM

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