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February 15, 2007

Paul Rudd is One Hot Primate

I wish to avoid the use of the very tired "B-word" in describing the super-sexy actor Paul Rudd. He is a handsome primate, but definitely not ursine. He is bearded and fit, and can simply be described as a sexy, bearded man, no "woof" is necessary (because my mouth would be otherwise occupied in various ways).

In this photo Paul is rocking the whole homeless NYC gnome look quite well:
Paul Rudd at Sundance 2007
I 'heart' Paul's homeless ski bum look. Look at that tuft of chest hair emerging from his collar - does it call to you as it does to me, like a dense flock of follicular sirens?
Paul Rudd at Sundance 2007
And here is Paul being a smirky, smouldering sex god:
Paul Rudd
On that note, Ryan Reynolds is now single. While I think he was worthy of the Goddess Alanis hand in marriage, it's better now that he is free to be my love slave.

I was previously in a Kelly mood today, but have since gotten over it. But my face was like this much of the day today:
What would Kelly Say?

Posted by jimbo at February 15, 2007 2:54 PM

Comments

Paul Rudd is hot stuff, but he's no Ryan Gosling. :)

And please note, Kelly would actually say: "FUCK YOU, BETCH!"

Posted by: chrisb at February 15, 2007 5:04 PM

hot primate? the b-word?

bonobo?

actually just saw him in Ron Burgundy, and he was totally hot, although the movie pretty much sucked.

Posted by: stebbins at February 15, 2007 5:10 PM

Wow. Not even I could grow a beard like that. That is amazing!

Posted by: Aaron at February 15, 2007 5:19 PM

He kinda scares me in the first picture.

Posted by: homer at February 15, 2007 11:48 PM

Get Yo' hands off ma man! he's been mine since Clueless, only made stronger in Object of My Affection! I would do things with him that would make my gurls blanch.

Posted by: copperred at February 16, 2007 1:04 AM

OK - whatever blows your skirt(s)up... I personally don't get the whole scruffy urban-outdoorsman (homeless), unkempt, wild untrimmed beard look. Not my thing. Give me a nicely-groomed close-cropped beard any day over that! This guy looks like he just woke up after sleeping on a steam grate in the street! :-)

Posted by: Mark Koenig - Atlanta at February 16, 2007 11:23 AM

I HEART PAUL RUDD ! ! I HEART PAUL RUDD ! ! I HEART PAUL RUDD ! ! I HEART PAUL RUDD ! ! I HEART PAUL RUDD ! ! I HEART PAUL RUDD ! ! I HEART PAUL RUDD ! ! I HEART PAUL RUDD ! ! I HEART PAUL RUDD ! ! I HEART PAUL RUDD ! ! I HEART PAUL RUDD ! !

Posted by: A-Ron at February 17, 2007 5:49 PM

I sat directly behind him on a flight once. He was flying coach! And it was all I could do to not reach around the seat...

Posted by: sam at February 25, 2007 11:55 AM

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