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February 6, 2007

I will not scream at my boss. I will not scream at my boss...

Last week was a blur, this weekend a period set out only for mental regeneration and plenty of sleep lost the week before. Tonight I figured out why I went to the wrong class (it was across the hall from where I was supposed to be). I swear I saw the right number on the classroom door, but my eyes were playing tricks on me all week due to the stress of organizing an event on short-notice, one that will happen in March, in addition to redesigning a website and fixing all the unexpected bugs that come with it.

But by the end of that week I was arriving home so exhausted that I forgot to take my antidepressant medicine on Thursday and Friday nights. I should have known something was up when I had little problem doing the things I do when I look at dirty pictures on the Internets. And by the weekend I was having disorientation and numbness in my extremeties - but was still a quickdraw when things needed a shootin', so to speak - which was unusual. Then I remembered the pill I should be poppin' at night, resumed taking them, and things normalized again. Antidepressants are not meant to be forgotten or quit cold turkey - you have to ease off of them when you decide to quit, or else you end up screaming at your boss about where to find the redesigned links on your new home page.

Things that Sux Donkey Dick this week:

- The Green Line Sux Donkey Dick: I know we just extended the Yellow Line a bit further towards Greenbelt, but can the unexplained stops in remote wooded areas get fixed soon? It's been like that for over a month. While I love my wildlife viewing (and saw a fox during one long stop!), but not when it means I'll be late(-er than usual) to work.

- The Michigan Court of Appeals Sux Donkey Dick: when the Krazed, righteous and Konservative Kristians (KKK) were opposing gay marriage in Michigan, they said that's all they were gonna do. But then they insisited the state adhere to an obsucre part of the existing constitution, maliciously pointing out that city and private companies shouldn't have partnership benefits either. That's just plain mean.

These people, when given power, will not stop until any recoginition of the lives of gay and lesbian American tax-paying citizens are wiped out completely. They envision a world filled with only a man, woman and 2 kids and that is it. Gay contrarians justifying the work of these diabolical maniacs will see their arguments from inside the boxcar on the way to work camps if the KKKristians get their way.

- Josh Groban being overheard singing at any time during the month of February, especially on the 14th, Sux Donkey Dick.

- Ted Haggard Sux Donkey (and escort) Dix: Ted says he's 100% Straight. Riiight. Mike Jones And I suppose if you were gay you'd be the kind of guy that says he's a 100% top too. Any guy who hires an escort that hot is gay, Gay, GAY! And has good taste as well. Sorry you missed this chance to get real about yourself, maybe next time. But if you call us out again we're gonna come back for the second round with extended claws flying just like before.

- Aquarium fish mass-holocaust deaths Sux Donkey Dick.

- Televised basketball on every single cable station in the universe Sux Donkey Dick.

- Sports-Related Herpes Transmission Sux Donkey Dix: It's bad enough that there's something called 'scrum herpes' out there for us rugby players, but wreslters can get it too, apparently.

I did get out and about for Superbowl festivities on Sunday, but didn't pay much attention to the actual game, which I hear was pretty lame anyway. While at a social at Titan's Ramrod I did get to meet Mr. Barometer, to whom I introduced Martinia Gurlatalova too. Barometer Mike is quite woofy. I caught myself looking at his pecs a lot.

Posted by jimbo at February 6, 2007 10:46 PM


It's one hell of a rack!

Posted by: Martini at February 7, 2007 7:19 AM

Oh Jimbo, everyone knows that straight men love cock in their butts! And everyone knows that those KKKristians in Michigan weren't really lying (wink!).

Posted by: homer at February 7, 2007 8:00 AM

Gladiatorum sounds pretty cool - except for the herpes part. That makes me kinda' glad I'm not big enough to play lock anymore. At least flankers don't have to smush their faces into anyone's ass.

Posted by: TSheehanDC at February 7, 2007 8:59 AM

Sooo cranky...giggle.

Posted by: Jocko at February 7, 2007 11:33 AM

Herpes gladiatorum is well described in almost all medical textbooks, but I've yet to see many cases walk through our clinic. I've offered to set up free screenings throughout the US to help fight this frightening new epidemic we're facing. Help me out, CDC!!!

Posted by: otterdoc at February 7, 2007 11:57 AM


Posted by: Mike at February 7, 2007 1:53 PM

Jimbo, you could always ride the Yellow line in the mornings with me. It does a leisurely 5 MPH trek behind Potomac Yards, usually making me miss my bus at the Braddock stop. But it gives me time to view all the trash scattered everywhere.

Posted by: ivan at February 7, 2007 4:32 PM

You know what else sux donkey dick? Driving from Houston to Orlando in diaper only to get caught!

Sorry for the loss of your fish....I am available if you need to spoon!

Posted by: DC Chris at February 7, 2007 9:42 PM

Fish holocaust? Were there Fischkonzentrationlagers involved?

Posted by: sam at February 8, 2007 12:12 AM

Don't you mean "Sux Donkey Clit?" Just wondering.

Posted by: Rick at February 8, 2007 3:32 AM

I really enjoy the onion's comments on Teddy, http://www.theonion.com/content/node/58365?utm_source=onion_rss_daily

Posted by: Markie at February 8, 2007 9:51 AM

Oh yeah Jimbo, Mr. Barometer is extremely hot; he and his honey are great next door neighbors too.

Posted by: Bob at February 8, 2007 9:56 AM

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