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February 1, 2007

Don't Fuck With Me Thursday Post

Miss Faye Dunaway"Don't fuck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo."


Dear Marina:

Thanks for the Frienster message. You're cute...love the name. Were you that sea-creature in Alpha Flight? Loved the costume.

It has got to suck living among Russian men in Cheboksari. I know all they do is smoke and drink and they're total losers.

But girlfriend, you gotta target the right audiences if you want to get your ass out of Russia! An out gay man won't get you a green card. Contact your nearest Peace Corps volunteer for better translation too. All my English students in Kazakstan did was to re-write profiles for girls like you.

Hell, I want to Marina my ass up to British Columbia to get out of this church-state we're in before they start putting the gays in camps. Anyone in Vancouver want to sponsor me for citizenship? I love you long time.

There are your cranky posts of the week, people.

Posted by jimbo at February 1, 2007 12:13 PM


Must be some bad ju-ju going over the area today... I've been a horrible grouch all day, the kids were out of control and rude 7th period... We need a snow day!

Posted by: TOS at February 1, 2007 4:38 PM


Posted by: kameron at February 2, 2007 1:13 AM

Jimbo -

You Go Girl. I LOVE your cathartic rants. The Marina post is fab.


Posted by: Martina at February 2, 2007 10:35 AM

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