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January 14, 2007

fuck'n cheese curds

This evening someone brought a bag of fuck'n* cheese curds straight outta Wisconsin to mah pre-Blowoff cocktail gathering. The guests were afraid. They did not partake. When I came home from Blowoff, I ate the entire remainder of the fuck'n bag 'o cheese curds, trucker-style. Mmmm...cheese curds and Krispy Kreme...soooo delicious.
no jaunty hats!
Yeah, Krispy Kreme and cheese curds, that's what MAL is to me.

I got my groove on and was dancing. Some fuck'n retard was fuck'n text messaging next to me ON THE FUCK'N DANCE FLOOR. Text messaging on the dance floor is no less irritating than smoking on the dance floor. So I tried out a new line to end such foolishness: "HEY! IS THE WORD 'BUZZKILL' ONE WORD OR TWO WORDS?" And he stopped text messaging. Enjoy the moment, here and now, not somewhere else. If they are not here they're clearly not where it's at and it's their problem, not ours.

(*This drunk post brought to you by Maker's Mark brand whiskey.)

Posted by jimbo at January 14, 2007 6:14 PM


You may be full of cheese curd but when I saw the mustache et al - WOOF

Posted by: J.P. at January 14, 2007 1:23 AM

Next time we'll slip you a Red Bull so you won't be such a TOQ*. Lotsa boys kept asking where roughneck Jimbo was.

TOQ = Tired Old Queen.

Posted by: copperred at January 14, 2007 4:12 AM

Sometimes the milk guys at the Dupont Circle farmers market have curds. I find the texture kinda weird.

Posted by: Mari at January 14, 2007 7:23 AM

Trucker hat + 70s porn stache = rough trade Jimbo. Yet somehow you still manage to make it look adorable.

PS: Drunk posts are the best!

Posted by: chrisb at January 14, 2007 9:42 AM

You may have been angry on the dance floor, but you are sure HOT work'n that fu manchu and trucker's cap.

Might have to buy you some cheese curds and Maker's Mark ...

Posted by: SmartAss at January 14, 2007 9:51 AM

Your total *WOOF* -ness is so hot that even my icy Republican heart goes pitter patter. Keep the stach it's a GREAT look for ya!

Posted by: wyocwby at January 14, 2007 12:11 PM

Makers Mark, the pride of Loretto Kentucky, has also been responsible for some regrettable drunk dialing incidents. So I hear.

p.s. the 'stache looks hot!

Posted by: Herb at January 14, 2007 12:47 PM

Ummmmmmm excuse me, I partookth of the curds as did the Boo. I felt they were deeeeeeeeeelicious. Though thanks for telling me about the 120 calories per curd! Still they were worth it. I was upset I didn't see any spiders at your home though... :-(

Posted by: TOS at January 14, 2007 1:51 PM

I would put extra ice cream on your pie if I was the waitress at the truck stop.

Posted by: homer at January 14, 2007 1:57 PM

Jimbo- I introduced myself to you at Blowoff and thanked you for providing such an entertaining blog. You responded by lifting up my shirt. I think you were looking for ManFur. Sorry, just pasty & Irish here. But, I did sprout my first chest hair about a month ago on my 30th birthday. Thankfully, I am German from the waist down. : - ) Nice chatting with you.

Posted by: Curt at January 14, 2007 5:27 PM

Cheese curds are proof that the universe loves us and wants us to be happy. So is your mustache.

Posted by: Jeffrey at January 14, 2007 10:25 PM

Was there any evidence of squeaking when you bit into these cheese curds, to show evidence of "freshness"?

Posted by: First mom at January 15, 2007 1:36 AM

Jimbo: You always post such great self-portraits. This one gets 5 Woofs!

Posted by: Bob at January 15, 2007 11:06 AM

Cheese curds were nice, but I much more enjoyed watching the hot mens slide show on your computer! Oh yeah, and the hot real mens show in the room was nice too!

Posted by: Bubala at January 15, 2007 12:34 PM

I take it you had a good time. *G*

Posted by: moby at January 15, 2007 1:18 PM

Cheese curds rock, you can trade them for cash with people in the know. I love me a drunk Jimbo, you look hot

Posted by: tim at January 15, 2007 4:26 PM