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December 12, 2006

obama drama, blamma llamma obamma

So like, am I going to have to hear/see/feel/sense the presence of Obama every single day until election time, and then for four years therafter? Hello! Overexposed, party of one! I am already tired of seeing him in the news! I don't know much about any of the potential candidates, but I'm already sick of it all. Maybe it's because of where I live. I'm not knockin' anybody's politics, as I don't know much at the moment. I'm neither for/or against Obama at the moment, I'm only against seeing him every day. Note to Democratic Party: don't squirt your Money Shot too soon, mmmkay?

Mental Note #1: Unless the guy is a foot fetishist who can cook, don't schedule a date after running with The Squirrel*. Because all I wanted to do was lay down, get fed, then get a foot massage.

Mental Note #2: NOTHING is open in DC after 10pm on a Monday night.

I haven't watched Queer Eye for the Straight Guy in a while, but I always thought that I would marry Ted the food guy, because he's got a dry sense of humor and he can cook. Kyan would be my fuckbuddy, as nelly hairburners are wild in bed (I'm totally serious..., and he's occasionally scruffy. I'd have Catty Coffee with Carson every Sunday morning for the gossip in review, which would be fun. I'd take Jai out with me dancing, and as for that Thom guy...ummm...I guess I'd have him help me buy pillows or something.

Everyone go visit this blog and tell Chris he's totally hot with that beard. I'd be a Durrrty Mackerel with him for hours...

I thought it was the tranny bass from the Potomac that was making me gay, but apparently tofu is the devil's food. So now I'm confused...the author calls soy a "devil's food", so does that mean I can't eat Devil's Food Cake either? Howabout Lactaid? Is that OK? Would the author rather have me a flatulent heterosexual instead of a gas-free homo? There are tradeoffs you know...

*Note to readers: "The Squirrel" is formerly "Piranha Sean" and "The Good Sean". He's just more of a squirrel.

Posted by jimbo at December 12, 2006 8:25 AM


Everybody knows the Chinese eat more soy products than anybody else (okay, I don't have actually numbers to confirm this, but trust me) and China has like a billion bazillion people, so there must be a lot of hetero fucking stuff going on, so that totally disproves his "theory" on tofu and other feminizing soy shite.

Posted by: jhomer at December 12, 2006 3:19 PM

rumour has it that queer eye's kyan used to be a go-go boy in new orleans, i think it was, with the moniker, "kyan pepper." don't know it it's true. probably not but he's a nice choice as a fuck-buddy.

Posted by: blake at December 12, 2006 3:27 PM

Obama is the Nicole Ritchie of the Democrats; slightly brighter than Paris/John McCain, but just as over-exposed.

Squirrel seems about right, though I expect to hear some complaint. Does he have a bushy tail?

Tofu is under the influence of the dark lord, as is bean remainder juice aka soy milk. You can't be a good Lutheran and consume either. And a once upon a time Lutheran lactose unfriendly Wisconsinite, well that's obscene. :-)

Posted by: copperred at December 12, 2006 3:36 PM

He has bushy other parts, which qualify him as The Squirrel. And he always has nuts to bury - almost every day.

Posted by: jimbo at December 12, 2006 4:55 PM

Once upon a time when I took organic chemistry, I learned about this. Soy contains estrogen-like compounds, like isoflavones. And isoflavones can both promote and work against estrogen in the body Not that this guy needs any refutation, and quite frankly, I like his creative thinking

Hmm, I'd better try to work some innuendo into my next post.

Posted by: matt at December 12, 2006 6:03 PM

Ugh, you ladies...

Posted by: The Squirrel at December 12, 2006 6:14 PM

I knew it...I knew it. I told mother that soy was BAD...it was EVIL...I told her not to make me eat that tofu...so I guess the whole gay thing is her fault! LOL

I have no idea what is up with the Obama thing either. Maybe just because he's new: McCain is old news, Hillary sounds like a nagging old hag in her speeches, and I'm expecting a gay sex confession from Gov Romney any day now...

Posted by: wyocwby at December 13, 2006 11:13 AM

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