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December 21, 2006

happy solstice, goddammit!

Aaagh! The shortest day of the year! I'm so depressed and enraged and disappointed with everybody!

Just kidding. Happy Winter Solstice. Go burn a wicker man, it'll make you feel good.

OMG, Transformers. I almost pooped my pants when I watched this trailer, hat tip to hot bearded geek Chris. Then I watched it again and my head exploded because it was just too much for this geek to handle. Screen shots and sneak previews here. Will somebody bury me in a snowbank to simulate suspended animation like Butters did to Cartmann in South Park, until July?

Proof of gay Daywalker / Ginger Kid conspiracy here. Not work safe.

I'm Alive. I'm Alive. I'm Alive. I'm Alive.
O.N-J. is Alive
Gawd, I feel inspired, must be the solstice or a muse running around behind my back...

Posted by jimbo at December 21, 2006 11:43 AM


I've watched it like 13 times now, and for the life of me I can't figure out who is the 'bot jumping out of the sand. I assume it's a Decepticon.

PS: I luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv the abominable snowman pic. So cool... and so you.

Posted by: chrisb at December 21, 2006 3:20 PM

There's a Solstice celebration at DC restaurant Equinox. I'm not making that up.

Posted by: chrisafer at December 21, 2006 3:21 PM

so, i don't have the OED here with me to look up the technical definition of the word "pornography", but two possibilities spring to mind:

1. sexually explicit materials
2. any material stimulating a sexual response.

If #2 is correct, that transformers trailer is definitely porn.

Posted by: eric at December 21, 2006 3:37 PM

When you start talking about or linking Xanadu, I get the urge to forget I ever met you...luckily you started out with Transformers and the preview's +goodness nearly cancels out Xanadu's ++ungoodness.

Posted by: Skwurl at December 21, 2006 5:13 PM

Because I am a bigger geek than you, I surfed around on the web for a while and now I shall answer my own question...

The transformer jumping out of the sand is named Scorponok.

I feel better.

Posted by: chrisb at December 21, 2006 7:25 PM

Love the burning bush site. I've never done a redhead, would have been hot though, especially a really hairy one!

Posted by: TOS at December 21, 2006 9:13 PM

Ewww, gingerkids are the devil.

Posted by: Skwurl at December 21, 2006 10:06 PM

Hot damn! Do you know how hard it is to slake a redhead fetish? Thanks Jimbo!

Posted by: Rick at December 22, 2006 4:39 AM

My daddy's a very hot redhead...

Posted by: Andy at December 22, 2006 5:19 PM

Yes, yes...the daywalkers and ginger kids will untie and rule the world. You know we have ruled the world before...Alexander the Great, Cleopatra, Charlemagne, Leif Erickson, Christopher Columbus, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Napoleon and Winston Churchill were all redheads.


Posted by: read_meat at December 24, 2006 2:31 PM

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