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December 8, 2006

goddammit, people II

Cranky Friday Post:

Goddammit, people - don't ask me if room 1202 is a particular named lecture hall...why don't you go down one flight of stairs and check yourself?

Goddammit, people - stop changing your e-mail address, URL or redirects every month. And you whine that no one links to you anymore? We can't find you anymore, because you're so frikkin' schitzo. What's the problem? Do you think I have nothing better to do than to correct links all day?

Goddammit, people - don't ask me why someone didn't sign the proper release form. I gave it to them, with a pen! It's not my job to persuade them to sign the damn thing. If it's so important to you, make them sign it yourself.

Goddammit, people - you chew gum like a cow - are you sure you're gay?

Goddammit, people - when you stop blogging once you get a boyfriend, then start up again when you break up, with a whiney blog entry no less, I wonder if that isn't how you treat your friends too... News Flash: a friend's disappearance due to getting a boyfriend is really, really irritating, and somewhat telling as well.

Goddammit, people - the waste management professionals will not pick up your goddamn boxes. Crush them and put them in a garbage bag. This isn't Fairfax.

Goddammit, people - what kind of diva do you think you are, Andy Talyor? Duran Duran is gonnna take back Warren Cuccurullo in a second - again. And you look scary like Keith Richards anyway. Nice job on that 80s gymnastics movie sountrack, by the way.

Goddammit, people - no one is going to read the notes from the staff meeting if I put it on the website. The website is for marketing and IMPORTANT information. Are you serious?

Goddammit, people - DO NOT knock incessantly on my door before Noon on a Saturday or Sunday morning!

Goddammit, people - stop torturing dogs!

Posted by jimbo at December 8, 2006 12:32 PM

Comments

Granted you might might definitely need more sunlight or higher dosages, but Cranky Friday is becoming rather fun.

Just don't let the blood pressure spike too much.

Just Sayin-

Posted by: SmartAss at December 8, 2006 2:12 PM

Ok...completely off topic....nothing like a little schadenfreude to start off your weekend. Think crazy, narcissistic and ginger and you'll know who I mean.

Posted by: stebbins at December 8, 2006 2:38 PM

I hate it when people stop one blog and start another one. Drives me insane!

By the way, I no longer write on Swede And Czech. My new blog is 39 And Holding. If you could change the link...

Goddammit People! makes Fridays at work worth living through.

Posted by: Alan at December 8, 2006 4:02 PM

Godammit Jimbo - Now I can't read your blog at work on Fridays because everyone knows if I'm laughing this hard I'm definitely not working.

Posted by: rodger at December 8, 2006 4:28 PM

Jimbo, if you lived in NYC, it would be so very much worse. I was actually thinking about starting a rant blog specifically about this city the other day. Then I thought that it might make me suicidal.
I used to be totally nice. The East Coast is evil.

Posted by: bryce at December 8, 2006 8:51 PM

When you have an ulcer, all of this ranting will seem quaint. Perhaps you should take up smoking?

Posted by: copperred at December 9, 2006 12:23 AM

Andy Taylor is such a big diva! Warren is much cuter and has a much bigger dick! (I have video proof!)

Posted by: Bubala at December 9, 2006 10:32 AM

Poor Andy. It seems after all those years on Ibiza he would have gotten a little weary of a lifetime of irresponsibility, and that he would have been able to show up for a rehearsal session. Has that gymnastic movie made it to DVD yet?

Posted by: Ivan at December 9, 2006 2:28 PM

Methinks it's time you turn on the Happy Light.

Posted by: kameron at December 9, 2006 2:38 PM

Take it easy on Andy.

and on yourself.

Har!

Posted by: johnny at December 11, 2006 5:03 AM