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December 14, 2006

bald guys are totally hot

Damn, you people really got the hate for WSC! Seems like I'm not alone in my disappointment with this lame institution. Sounds like an opportunity for growth and some easy competition for a new club that could corner the market on service easy-peasy. Again, Washington Sports Clubs sux donkey dick and I'm looking into the whole Fitness Network thing. I've had it with your donkey-dick sucking customer service.

Can't control those errant whiskers? Is your partner complaining your beard is too wiry? Then check out Kiehl's Silk Groom Serum, originally intented for the hair up top, but I found it softens, sparkles and makes a beard smell good too! Hint: my bottle is running low and my birthday is coming up December 28 and I discovered the Kiel's in Georgetown has discontinued their in-store sales of the Silk Groom Serum...

Speaking of hair up top, check out the ad Joe.My.God highlights that some shallow queen promoted to HX magazine. Seriously, if you think you need to feel like that because you are bald or are going bald, I'd save your money for counseling instead. Bald guys are hot and they are essentially human sperm cannons since their bodies are so full of virility, masculinity and testosterone. And they are more often furry below the collar as well. Therefore they are hot. I have spoken, so it is true.

White guys with afros are totally hot too. Wade Barrett is a woofy soccer player for the Houston Dynamos who shares my last name and is a white person with an afro. Again, my birthday is coming up...wouldn't a Houston Dynamos jersey with my last name on it be a witty and thoughtful gift? If you can't get that, get me Wade to come sit on Kris Kringle's lap.

Posted by jimbo at December 14, 2006 2:33 PM


As a bald(ing) man, I like to say "thank you for the endorsement!"


Posted by: Brian D at December 14, 2006 3:07 PM

Picked up some at blue mercury on Conn just above Kramer's. Not sure of the effect yet. Perhaps mine is untameable?

Posted by: copperred at December 14, 2006 3:33 PM

Three hairs fell out while reading this, and now I am hotter.

Posted by: homer at December 14, 2006 3:36 PM

AMEN! Praise be Jimbo. :)

Posted by: tom at December 14, 2006 3:40 PM

I was going to ask what was wrong with sucking donkey dick, but then I remembered the story about that guy who died in Seattle from the horse. Nevermind.

As for the balding thing, I agree completely. I'm the guy who gets pissy with his bald friends for wearing hats all the time. Something that sexy needs to be shared with everyone.

Posted by: Rick at December 14, 2006 3:55 PM

I'm "married" to a bald man, and I think that he is the sexiest man I know. And, yes, he is much, much furrier below the collar. (And below the belt...)

Posted by: Bubala at December 14, 2006 5:30 PM

From the ingredients in that serum, if it doesn't control your frizz, looks like you could use it as a salad dressing.

Posted by: Mike at December 14, 2006 5:47 PM

Yeah that add is not only perpetuating the stereotype of gays but its also offensive.

And bald men are hot.

Also.. that guy does not have an afro Jimbo.. his hair is just unkempt.. you wanna see a white guy with a real fro.. ask my husband what I look like in the morning before I spent 20 min combing my hair straight. I have an Afro.

Posted by: Dax at December 15, 2006 12:08 PM

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