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November 17, 2006
Qs & As
Answering various questions posed to me in the comments section the past couple of posts and in person:
Q: Jimbo, has your body/chest hair grown back after doing drag for Halloween? Does it itch?
A: The terrible itching on my chest has just started to abate after 2 weeks of irritation. It is now roughly 1/4" to 1/2" long. It even causes little red blotches where it curves in on my chest. I understand now how people with itchy beards hate a certain regrowth period. But it is good to see my fur coming back. I miss my fur. How do you club twinks do it? It is soo uncomfortable, unnecessary and unhuman! Fur is good! Trimming and shaving is for drag queens. I am going to grow my beard back nice and long(er) than my usual trimmed length as well, as it is that time of year to put on my young Kris Kringle red beard for the holiday season. However, there are about 6 grey whiskers coming in on the chin. This doesn't disturb me, only as long as you call me 'Daddy'.
Q: Jimbo, how are your eyes doing since your LASIK surgery?
A: Very well, thank you! The post-surgery dryness is a little problem on very dry days, requiring drops occasionally. But on typical humid DC days they're just fine. While birdwatching the first time with my new eyes I could see excellently. I can also see into the infrared and ultraviolet spectra, and deep into your soul. You've been bad, fyi.
Q: Jimbo, how are the antidepressants working?
A: Pretty good, thank you. And I can cum again, which the doctor promised but I feared I would never do again when I was starting up on the meds and temporarily could not shoot for a while. Anyway, the ups and downs have been shaved off and moods are more moderate, with fewer outbursts and dwellings on things. It really helps when I get good enough sleep too, which I don't do enough of. Working out regularly is a must.
Q: Jimbo, is your honey pot still on fire?
A: Yes, it continues to burn fiercely, and the simple flare has gone from a pulsar to supernova, and promises to progress to Black Hole status. But I don't just want sex...I want good and furry and muscley and intimate sex, which is hard to find. Yeah, I know I'm picky. I have been casting out, but nothin's biting. I think my assertiveness frightens people, especially in this town. You can now only show interest in another guy via electronic means, especially Manhunt. You may not cruise in public or in person, hit on, or greet another man you do not know in public, for it is Wrong and you will be Shunned. You can now only communicate with men through keyboard and digital connection, with no face photos.
Q: ThankYew4Shoppin'natSavvway, HowKinAhHepYew?
A: Let's start with eye contact and a little sincerity. And try not to sigh, roll your eyes, suck through your teeth or snap your gum while you're helping me. And I don't care when your next break is, as you're always talking about your fucking break every time I go through your line. It's in two hours, so shut the fuck up and get to work. Why don't you just not work if your break is so important to you?
Q: Jimbo, OMG did you see Heroes and BSG last week?
A: Of course I did. Wouldn't miss 'em for the world. I am currently in love with Helo, not Apollo, especially in his on-board uniform. He has adorable red sideburns (look closely) and a very handsome schnoz. I'm loving all the new things we are learning about the Cylons too.
Q: Jimbo, if you had a Heroes-like super power, what would it be?
A: I'm always losing things, and people, and I wish I could triangulate the location of anything I thought about...it was in some Xanth novel where a character could do that. Or have Iceman powers, like in the Spider-Man and Friends Iceman, with crazy ice surfing abilities. That would be cool.
Q: I'm soo cold. Aren't you cold?
A: No, I'm not cold. I'm Mr. Freeze, bitch. In fact I'm sweating my ass off and my underwear is wet because you keep asking to have the heat turned up. Did you know it's 95 degrees in here, and I'm wearing pants and a long-sleeved shirt? Meanwhile you're wearing Daisy Dukes, flip-flops, and a string top and it's November, you idiot. Put on some clothes, and get a metabolism before forcing the bus/office to be so uncomfortably hot for those of us with a pulse. And eat some food while you're at it, you look like Nicole.
Q: Jimbo, are you going home for the holidays?
A: I don't think so, neither for Thanksgiving nor Christmas. I burnt out on going home to Wisconsin in the winter a few years ago. Wisconsin is a beautiful place to visit in the summer, however, as there is much more to do and the weather is fantastic. I may go to a cabin with friends Thanksgiving weekend, and no, it's not because there's a love interest there, although that would be nice.
Posted by jimbo at November 17, 2006 11:26 AM
Comments
I'm eager to see your beard long(er) than usual! Though, I don't know if I could call you Daddy without at least a little giggle, but I would try to be sincere. :)
Posted by: J.P. at November 17, 2006 1:31 PM
So Jimbo, if you had a Heroes-like super power, what would it be?
Posted by: homer at November 17, 2006 1:33 PM
Lovely on all accounts! I fully support the renewed chest and facial hair effort!
Posted by: TOS at November 17, 2006 3:50 PM
You'll always be my blogDaddy, whether you're sportin' a full Kris Kringle beard or full-on Charlene Hilton foundation!
Posted by: durban bud at November 17, 2006 4:23 PM
Xanth. Suddenly I am 13 again.
Posted by: sam at November 17, 2006 5:27 PM
Your answers provoked another question. How are your eyes doing since your surgery? Just wondering.
Posted by: Sarah Jean at November 17, 2006 5:34 PM
Your blog readers are very concerned about your health and hygeine! Good to know all is well, Jimbo, errr, Daddy. :)
Posted by: chrisb at November 17, 2006 6:23 PM
Umm, Helo is mine, I made the official Imperial decree months ago on LJ. Samething goes with Starbuck.
You can have Apollo.
Posted by: Dax at November 17, 2006 6:32 PM
I didn't know anti-depressants created shooting problems. Good to know. And good to hear you're back on track.
Posted by: Kameron at November 18, 2006 1:27 AM
Awww, Heroes isn't even out yet in Australia... hope it doesn't disappoint.
Posted by: quercer at November 18, 2006 6:35 AM
Thank heavens. I've been up losing sleep at night worrying about your ability to cum. Shoot freely and with abandon, like a crazed Bond villain.
Posted by: Jeffrey at November 19, 2006 9:50 AM
I *heart* jimbo
Posted by: moby at November 20, 2006 1:47 AM
I think it was Crombie in the Xanth novels....he could shut his eyes, spin, and point to anything you wanted to locate.
And for any of those who don't believe it, Jimbo is one handsome smart sexy furry muscular fella! (So is Moby, but that's a discussion for another time :) )
Posted by: North Dallas Thirty at November 21, 2006 1:12 PM