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November 2, 2006
please read the fine print, hon
Every once in a while I'll get a message like this to my Friendster account:
From: marla
Date: Thursday, November 2, 2006 5:54 AM
Subject: your picture is stunning
Message: hello,my name is Marla J>>>> from Long Island, New York....i saw your picture and profile on the Friendster.com and i like to learn more about you...i am Christian single and still looking...you can e-mail me on (m_______@yahoo.com)or you can also contact me on my yahoo messanger id(m>>>>>>>>>)add me up so we can chat better...have a blessed day.
Oh Sweetie, thank you for the compliments. I can't get enough of them as I'm still single too and need the occasional boost when dating in this town gets me down. But did you read this part of my profile?
Interested in Meeting People for: Relationship Men, Dating Men, Friends, Activity Partners
I guess we could go fishing together, but that would be the extent of it. I like big, hairy men with scruff or facial hair and a penis. It doesn't have to be a huge penis, in fact, I find medium-sized penises to be more manageable. But anyway, honey, you don't have one of those, so have a blessed day yourself.
Last night during running Piranha Sean noted that "This fall is like spring," in regards to horny people running around. I conjectured that people are trying to get hooked up for the winter so they have something warm to snuggle up to. Whereas spring puts people in rutting mode, fall makes people look for sources of warmth.
I went to watch SawIII with a warm cuddly furry creature last night. The theatre was mostly empty, as I guess most people went out Halloween night. Anyhow, no gore flick should have that much dialogue for the killer and his accomplice. They were killing me with boredom! Somebody please help me!!! Please, just STFU and kill someone!
Posted by jimbo at November 2, 2006 2:12 PM
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Piranha must have an inside scoop, though maybe if I laid off the $27/pound chocolate, I'd feel it. Flanel and chocolate temper those urges.
I hate "blessed day". Keep your religion to yourself. I have GOT to stop working at Christ Central.
Posted by: copperred at November 2, 2006 2:52 PM
I had a similar experience right after joining myspace. The trick was trying to compliment but kept insulting me.
Posted by: moby at November 2, 2006 5:02 PM
I've received a few messages like that, and each time I get the sense that there's a spammer behind the message. I am a bit paranoid like that, though.
Posted by: Jeem at November 2, 2006 5:51 PM
Phew! I have a friend here in town named Marla J... but she's of the Hebraic faith... :-)
And she'd never say "Have a blessed day..." well it has been a while so maybe she's found the Lord since then...
Have a bless (note the lack of -ed) day.
TOS
Posted by: TOS at November 3, 2006 6:12 AM