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November 29, 2006
make wish list, anger a barrista
We all know that every time you masturbate, a kitten dies, but I want to remind you that every time you make a holiday gift wish list on your blog you anger a 31 year-old Starbucks barrista. So let's all do our part to anger barristas across the country, and like totally sell out and post your holiday wish list on your blog. I tried the whole Amazon wish list on their site but nobody could figure it out, so I'll just link to the individual items instead:- I WANT:
- DVDs of: SLiTHER, Snakes on a Plane, and The Transformers - The Movie (20th Anniversary Special Edition)
- Small Eddie Bauer Duffel (graphite color)
- Tickets to the Broadway production of Xanadu
- Dungeons and Dragons Spell Compendium
- A Spice Girls reunion
Posted by jimbo at November 29, 2006 8:41 AM
Comments
I have the Spell Compendium covered...hehe...
Posted by: Jeff at November 28, 2006 11:24 PM
I would be careful about angering baristas if I were you, given Starbucks's expansion plans.
Here I always thought Bill Gates or Larry Ellison was going to take over the world......but it looks like the Coffee Cabal shall rule.
Posted by: North Dallas Thirty at November 29, 2006 12:13 AM
You know there'll be a mauling among the gays to get to him, and after years of practice at bargain basement shopping, only the fiercest will win. Have you got what it takes?
Posted by: copperred at November 29, 2006 9:45 AM
Jason= McDreamylicious.
Posted by: homer at November 29, 2006 12:10 PM
And people wonder why I only drink coffee (not Starbucks - Yuck) on weekends.
Posted by: TonkaManOR at November 29, 2006 12:37 PM
I totally blew Diet Coke all over my monitor laughing at this! We all know this barista blogger and how totally fuckin' shallow his sorry-ass posts are. I mean, how intelligent and reflective are you if all you got to say is a "copy/paste" of the lyrics from some obscure 80's song?! Hell, anybody can do that! I haven't bothered to read anything "barista-ry" in a long, long time. You know you rock our world, Jimbo. Keep on keepin' on! :)
Posted by: J at November 29, 2006 1:59 PM
Hey Jimbo,
The "Transformers: The Movie" special 20th anniversary edition is not all that much different than the on release a couple of years ago. Unless you really want the money spent on crappy "extra" features.
Plus there isnt anything regarding the upcoming 2007 movie :-( I found that rather rude.
The commentary by Susan Blu (The voice of Arcee) is rather funny
Posted by: Dax at November 29, 2006 2:22 PM
"A Spice Girls reunion"
Is that what you want, what you really, really want?
(I'm sorry, I had to say it. Resistance was futile.)
Posted by: Jeffrey at November 29, 2006 2:25 PM
Jimbo,
I know! How about you use the Amazon website..that way when all your fans try to buy you the same thing it will let them know its already been purchased. Unless you want 9 DVD's of Slither......
Posted by: GURL at November 29, 2006 3:18 PM
I'm a Jason... not that Jason, but a Jason... You can have me for your Birthday, but I don't think that you can keep me though.
Posted by: Bubala at November 29, 2006 11:06 PM
There's a magazine called "Butt?"
If Jason is the cover boy, I'll take three.
Posted by: Mike at November 30, 2006 4:05 PM
Oy. I feel bad now. I bought all my xmas wishes already. Just call me mr instant gratification.
The monitor is nice btw!
Posted by: moby at December 1, 2006 2:05 PM