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October 24, 2006
the biggest hair on the block
Charlene Hilton was a hit this evening with the biggest hair on 17th Street! People knew Charlene was from Texas right off the bat. Rob (at right) did the face.
Credits:
Face: Miss Veronica Blake
Hair: Miss Vicki Vox
Shoes: Payless
Pants: Chung
See more pictures at the break...
All the Jennifers who came to watch had to take pictures. There were spots in my eyes by the end of it:
More disturbing to me than doing drag was the great white gut that hung over the tight Capri pants:
Much thanks to Rob who helped put on the paint for almost 2 hours! Hair was done in a separate facility by Miss Vicki Vox using chemicals that put more diameter to the hole in the ozone layer, which the hair stuck through. By the end of the evening my face hurt from the tape that pulled my arching brows up higher:
Although I started in the second row of many very competitive queens, I placed in the top ten, passing many on the way! Thanks to Piranha Sean for the cardio training and Renegades Rugby Team Coaches France and Risinger for the wind sprint anaerobic recovery training this fall.
Photo by Blogstar Brettie, where Charlene tries to seduce the rugby team just like she saw the booty girls in the BellBivDeVoe video that she just saw on YouTube. "me and the crew used 2 do her"
that girrl is poison...
Posted by jimbo at October 24, 2006 10:55 PM
Comments
I heart Jimbo!
I did drag for Halloween 2000. A friend in the biz did me up and I was don'ed Anesta Roachez! I'll have to send you pics to compare. *G*
Posted by: moby at October 24, 2006 11:20 PM
I swear I saw you at my 20th year Humble High School Reunion last summer. That high hair screams East Texas. Viva le' Aqua Net! Please hurry up and grow back your beard.
Posted by: TMS at October 24, 2006 11:20 PM
Oh my God, its Margo from Trio!
Posted by: Mike Prov1 at October 25, 2006 12:54 AM
Wow! That hair is amazing, the whole look is brilliant and the facial expressions really bring it on home...to Dallas. Spot on!
Posted by: Todd at October 25, 2006 1:05 AM
Oh. I feel real durty inside lookin' at your pitchers.
Posted by: homer at October 25, 2006 6:59 AM
That is so terrifyingly southern.
You are SO going to itch.
Posted by: Glenn at October 25, 2006 7:45 AM
Charlene, you are my hero!
Posted by: Joe.My.God. at October 25, 2006 8:27 AM
Charlene, forget Peapod! I would be most honored if you would allow me to escort you to the Piggly Wiggly some weekend.
Posted by: Herb at October 25, 2006 8:44 AM
I thought that was a mannequin in the first photo. You look like something from Shields & Yarnell.
Jimbo, you looked very pretty as Charlene. Seriously.
Posted by: durban bud at October 25, 2006 8:55 AM
wow, You did forget the belt buvkle though Jimbo, Your girl is only a homage until her belt buckle proudly proclaims who she is and her social status
Posted by: Tim at October 25, 2006 9:39 AM
Wow...the scariest part is that you actually look pretty good in drag. You remind of of Julia Duffy, of Newhart and, later, Designing Women, fame.
Posted by: stebbins at October 25, 2006 9:52 AM
That hair is so high it must be tickling Jesus' feet. Good job painting too, Rob!
Posted by: ivan at October 25, 2006 10:42 AM
Wow. Just... wow.
Posted by: Jeffrey at October 25, 2006 11:15 AM
i commend your gut(s).
terrifying and awesome!
glamour!
Posted by: bryce at October 25, 2006 11:38 AM
Lady you were a vision last night.... a VISION. Sorry we got separated but walking in 3 inch spiked heels was not very comfortable for me and I couldn't walk fast much less prance! I went to JR's afterward and cobalt but the feet, they were a hurtin so I went home.
Posted by: Dale at October 25, 2006 11:44 AM
Mom? What are your pictures from the 70s doing on Jimbo's blog?
(Nice work, btw. Amazing!)
Posted by: palochi at October 25, 2006 11:58 AM
You look like Patrick Swayze from "To Wong Foo..." in that first picture!
Posted by: Brendan at October 25, 2006 12:02 PM
high LAIR reeyuss.
that first pic looks like Madame. where's Wayland's hand?
Posted by: johnny at October 25, 2006 12:05 PM
You look amazing. Of course I would die with that much make-up on. Good Lord in Heaven save us from blue eyeshadow.
Posted by: Marie at October 25, 2006 12:10 PM
Oh Dear GAWD, I live in Dallas and I work with you.. You made my day LOL!!
Posted by: Kaz at October 25, 2006 12:12 PM
I was very pleased that I got an action shot of you:
http://tinyurl.com/yeg5az
Posted by: chrisafer at October 25, 2006 12:18 PM
Jimbo, if you ever need a second job, you may have one right there.
The last shot looks like you're crying to your baby daddy, while they haul him back into his cell.
Posted by: copperred at October 25, 2006 12:26 PM
OMG, I totally saw you (well, the hair first) and had no idea it was you. Excellent job. Congrats on your decent finish.
Posted by: Dennis! at October 25, 2006 1:24 PM
OMFG Johnny! You nailed it! I've been trying and trying to think WHO Jimbo looks like in that first picture! It's *totally* Madam!
http://www.puppet.org/museum/pix/78.jpg
Posted by: Joe.My.God. at October 25, 2006 1:46 PM
Umm, "dude?", that's just scary.
Posted by: TonkaManOR at October 25, 2006 2:18 PM
Pinkie...you look snacktackular! ...I would tag her...lol
Posted by: O at October 25, 2006 3:45 PM
I am totally in love with drag Jimbo. She is soooooo hot!
Posted by: Bubala at October 25, 2006 4:20 PM
Hey Girlee - nice pic of you at the dcist site
http://www.dcist.com/labs/contribute
as my momma always used to say:
"The bigger the hair, the closer to God"
Posted by: Andy at October 25, 2006 4:46 PM
OMG, you look exactly like my mom's hair stylist! (No, mom doesn't have big hair, just the stylist).
Posted by: boo augustus at October 25, 2006 7:22 PM
How could you shave your chest?!?! Not fair!
I was in class last night so I missed it... why did I miss that for such a boring class...
Nice hot pants but could you have worn looser underwear so we could.... nevermind :-P
Posted by: TOS at October 25, 2006 10:16 PM
LUV it! That hair DOES look like it's from Texas and you do look like Madame in that first pic.
Posted by: Lee at October 25, 2006 11:14 PM
Holy shit! Wow!
Posted by: Brian at October 25, 2006 11:43 PM
You look just like my cousin Bobbie-Lee. She brought a whole new meaning to the word tease.
You go girl!
Posted by: timothy at October 26, 2006 9:35 AM
You must've had that wig tied down with bungee cord and superglue. I can only imagine the wind drag on that thing as you were barreling down 17th.
Posted by: Dan at October 26, 2006 11:08 AM
Stunning. Absolutely stunning.
Posted by: Dumbek at October 26, 2006 9:42 PM
Higher the hair, the closer to Jesus.
You look fabulous darling.
Posted by: mark at October 30, 2006 10:04 AM