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October 16, 2006
skid row
-Good morning guys - it is Monday the 16th.
-Our weather this morning is clear and crisp and the temperature is 55 degrees here in Washington, DC. Today's forecast calls for patches of clouds and a light breeze from 5 to 10 mph. Highs approaching 66. Southeast wind 5 to 10 mph increasing to 10 to 15 mph. No chance of rain!
Once I removed the greasy brown skid mark from my toilet seat early Sunday morning, the rest of the weekend went well. However, while my goal was to catch up on sleep, sleeping in until 1pm really makes you feel like you blew the day away. Oh well, I'm rested up anyway.
My apologies to any of the nice people who came up to me and said hi at Blowoff. You are all very nice and most uncharacteristic of typical DC gay aloof behavior in clubs. However, I won't remember you as it wasn't that you weren't memorable, it's just that I was really drunk. That's probably why you approached me, because I have this stupid drunk grin on my face that makes me more approachable, as opposed to my usual sober scowl. Anyway, say hello again sometime, I'd love to meet you again.
I was flirtmonster supreme that night too. Again, sorry to all of you people who I pestered to take your shirt off - but then again you did take your shirt off, and you liked it. And you liked the attention too. I also worked very hard to get people hooked up, my pink shortbow and cherub wings were showing. Someone also kept hoisting me over his shoulder and spanking me. The evening was generally out of control.
Random cute straight guy on Friendster. Nice eyes. Very healthy hair.
I'm a little confused about this news article, which perhaps shouldn't have been posted until all the details were out. So Kolbe goes on a rafting trip in the Grand Canyon with staff and former pages, and it's up for investigation? Granted, Foley is a troll, but once people are 18, anything's game. Plus, can't a homo go on a camping trip with your staff? Are we immediately suspect unless chaperoned? I think there's more to the story, so maybe I shouldn't fly off the handle on this one.
Take care and Ciao!
Posted by jimbo at October 16, 2006 10:34 AM
Comments
Lordy...guess there's still nothing like a good ol' witchhunt.
Posted by: kameron at October 16, 2006 12:07 PM
See I tell these people not to start up their unhealthy imaginations, and look what happens.
Posted by: copperred at October 16, 2006 1:56 PM
"[T]he rafting party included five current staffers, two former pages and Kolbe's sister"
Sounds like they were chaparoned to me. Pretty flimsy attack, even by gay witchhunt standards.
Posted by: Chuck at October 16, 2006 4:48 PM
Let's start investigating straight congressmen next. I'm not a big fan of Kolbe, but know enough about him to know he wasn't after the young'ens.
Posted by: homer at October 16, 2006 5:55 PM
Jimbo,
That Friendster guy is a heterosexual! How dare you send me over to that link?!? Eeeeewww.
He's gonna freak when he sees how many homos are viewing his profile thanks to you. We're all doomed!!! Ruuuuuuuuuunnnnn!
Posted by: durban bud at October 16, 2006 6:50 PM
Good seeing you, Jimbo. Will admit you seemed a little... different that night :)
Posted by: Dan at October 17, 2006 1:52 PM
Blowoff was a blast! It was good seeing you there pestering all the guys to remove their clothes. ;-)
Posted by: Ben at October 17, 2006 7:52 PM