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October 22, 2006
Halloween Party Madness
Carmen Miranda + Carmen Electra / Jimbo =
Carmen Electrolysis
Click on the thumbnail to see me make my move on the hottest chap at Fitz' pumpkin party here, including hot dance moves by Carmen Electrolysis.
The Annual 17th Street High Heel (Drag) Race is this Tuesday the 24th at 9pm. Show up early to get a spot, and you might get to spot Charlene Hilton, the illegitimate half-sister of Paris, who was exiled to Dallas as to not embarrass the Hilton clan. Full-body clipping began tonight in preparation for the race. The ball of fur pictured below in my toilet is merely from clipping my legs. Equal-sized balls of fur came from my arms and chest. Now my body looks all pink and white. 
Posted by jimbo at October 22, 2006 8:00 PM
Comments
That picture is why I love you. It scares me, yet lets me see deep inside your soul.
I can't wait to meet Charlene!
Posted by: durban bud at October 22, 2006 9:29 PM
my gawd, i think i just peed my pants.
i have to say, i'm a big salsa fan, but carmen electrolysis - let's just say i'm a big fan.
i hope the hair shed leads to at least a 3 second edge over the competition...
Posted by: kiri at October 23, 2006 12:13 AM
Isn't that extremely uncomfortable? You know, all itchy starting, like tomorrow. Oh wait, I understand. You must suffer for beauty!
Posted by: Kevin-Andrew at October 23, 2006 12:36 AM
I feel a disturbance of the force!
Posted by: homer at October 23, 2006 8:13 AM
Yugh! I was eating a Pop-Tart when I saw that toilet bowl full of leg fur, and I think I threw up in my mouth a little...
Posted by: Bubala at October 23, 2006 9:51 AM
Heavens to betsy! You have shaved off all your fur! I am going to report you to the People for the Ethical Treatment of Hairy Men (PET-HiM). I will be cheering you on pinkie!
Posted by: O at October 23, 2006 10:28 AM
Jimbo, say it ain't so! The delicious leg fur now shaved off. Hrumph! :(
Posted by: Andrew at October 23, 2006 10:56 AM
With all the pre-Halloween celebrating, I hope you got a chance to see Battlestar! Galactica's invasion of New Caprica was incredible.
Posted by: tony at October 23, 2006 11:14 AM