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October 15, 2006
drunk blog post
Blowoff was a hoot. I sensed it would be a crazy night early in the evening - and my psychic divinations turned true.
All I want to know is: what nasty queen left a skid mark on my toilet seat?
That is all.
Jimbo.
Posted by jimbo at October 15, 2006 3:17 AM
Comments
So I understand the part about enjoying yourself during a crazed Blowoff.
But then I get confused.
Do you have your own personal toilet reserved at Blowoff and some other nasty queen had the audacity to sit on your throne?
-OR-
Did you invite everyone from Blowoff back to your small but charming abode for an after hours shindig, and someone left a mark on your bathroom toilet, but you are wondering who the offending party is?
-OR-
Did you invite ONE special person back to your place for a very crazy ending to a crazy night at Blowoff and you damn well know who the nasty queen is, but you wanted to let him know how special you think he is by posting it on your blog?
In other words, I understand the basic physics behind the toilet and the skidmark, but the logistics and location of said toilet have me a bit perlexed ...
Posted by: SmartAss at October 15, 2006 3:50 AM
Drunken reply: I guess it was someone with regularity "in colon" and but not in thought...or aim.
Posted by: Herb at October 15, 2006 5:44 AM
Did you take a DNA sample before you destroyed the evidence?
Posted by: homer at October 15, 2006 8:47 AM
That's disgusting. I'm happy to say I wasn't there, so it wasn't me.
Do you now understand why I think it's inappropriate to defecate at a friend's house? I have discussed this at length. Learn from me, people. Learn.
Posted by: durban bud at October 15, 2006 10:24 AM
Good to meet you last night, Jim! --Carlos
Posted by: Carlos at October 15, 2006 12:40 PM
Yes, Blowoff was a great time. What a great crowd. To commennd 930 Club...unlike many live music venues, 930's bartenders are rather generous with their pours. And hats off the big bouncers who patiently deal with all the sloppy queens.
Posted by: Mr Bean at October 15, 2006 2:37 PM
Yes, Blowoff was a great time. What a great crowd. To commend 930 Club...unlike many live music venues, 930's bartenders are rather generous with their pours. And hats off the big bouncers who patiently deal with all the sloppy queens. Too bad we have to wait another four weeks.
Posted by: Mr Bean at October 15, 2006 2:40 PM
I had friends over before we went to Blowoff. And apparently the Blowoff crowd likes to poop a lot. Either that or my bathroom is so temptingly clean that people cannot resist pooping in it.
Posted by: jimbo at October 15, 2006 2:56 PM
And how would one leave a mark on the seat itself, rather than in the bowl? Somebody went hogwild with the enema?
You know, I've always noticed that someone poops whenever Jimbo has a get together. Alas I was being entertained by off-key songstresses and a hunky bartender, so I couldn't help you with the deduction.
You sure it wasn't you, after a debauched night?
Posted by: copperred at October 15, 2006 4:15 PM
Let me put it this way: I think my seat circumference was too dainty for the sitter.
Posted by: jimbo at October 15, 2006 8:45 PM
omg! Thanks nasty. Thank god for Mr. Clean!
I'm just home from a very long brunch...OY!
Posted by: moby at October 15, 2006 8:52 PM
Thankfully I fit into the "dainty" category for it was not I. Besides at no point in history have I ever poo'd.... it's a fact.
Posted by: Dale at October 16, 2006 8:50 AM
A sticky skidmark is an unhealthy skidmark. When you find out who made the mark tell them to eat more apples.
Posted by: jason at October 17, 2006 7:32 AM