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October 20, 2006
Asians of the world are flatulent today
Why are all the Asians farting today? Was there some kind of Chinese holiday involving legumes last night? In the copy room, on the shuttle bus, walking down the hall, today Asians everywhere are flatulating. Really, really thick and cloying fartclouds too.
This Saturday is your last chance to have your homosexuality cured by the occult arts of Stevie Nicks at the 2nd Annual Stevie Nicks Hallowe'en video party at Omega on October 21st. I'll try to make it and have a Stevie Nicks cocktail at 2122 P St., NW...
...at the rear entry of the address.
I am feeling much better today. Our high humidity of late is both a blessing and a curse. On one hand it keeps my sinuses flowing, on the other hand my entire body feels sticky even in October. And now I feel it getting dry outside again. DC schitzo weather.
It's Fitz' annual pumpkin party bash tonight, and as usual I have no costume. With the time I have available I've only been able to get ready for the Drag Race (Tuesday the 24th, 9pm - arrive early!). UPS Man is tired, and I don't have anything else and don't feel like it today. I know, lame. But don't forget, a lame costume is also one you've borrowed from your hobby or career. For example, guys who work in the military going out for Halloween in their military uniforms are retarded. Likewise, if I was to go as 'rugby player' that would be retarded too. I could whip up a Carmen Miranda outfit, but she'll have to be hairy tonight. Carmen Hairanda?
Posted by jimbo at October 20, 2006 11:43 AM
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Stevie would appreciate that party. If there's anyplace in DC to find a roadie to blow coke up your ass, it's Omega.
Posted by: chrisafer at October 20, 2006 12:33 PM
Do you want to borrow a Carmen-Miranda type outfit? It has a dolman top and a ruffled skirt - You're on your own for the fruit in the hair though ... ;-)
Posted by: Veronica at October 20, 2006 1:26 PM
You can always borrow one of mine.
Posted by: Red at October 20, 2006 4:57 PM
Jimbo,
I think the castanets and a heavily-painted face with the fruit headdress with your facial hair would be HI-LARIOUS!!! Ever seen "The Gang's All Here"?
It's THE CLASSIC FAG CARMEN MIRANDA FLICK!
Posted by: Mark Koenig - Atlanta at October 20, 2006 5:10 PM
My costume suggestion is the following..
Be a CYLON ;-) just dress up nice and get a string of battery operated lights,or get one of them glow necklaces and stick them to your Back :-)
I have been rather farty today as well.. but my asian blood is very watered down.
Posted by: Dax at October 20, 2006 7:25 PM