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September 7, 2006

wigging out

big fucking drag queen hairOK, I need a wig. I have a ratty old one that is losing more hair than Glenn and Mark combined, but I want BIG FUCKING DRAG QUEEN HAIR this year when I run the 17th Street High Heel Race on October 24th (always the Tuesday before Halloween). I have a pair of hot red stretchy Capri pants, and a Texas belt buckle, so I think I'll get a white blouse and go as Texas Trash.

So anyway, a big blonde or big red wig would be nice. I can borrow it or buy it off you, or if you just want to be rid of it, e-mail me at: Jimbo3DC@aol.com.

I will reward you with pictures of me in said wig.

Posted by jimbo at September 7, 2006 1:24 PM

Comments

Too funny. Can't wait to see those pics.

Posted by: Brechi at September 7, 2006 3:39 PM

If you do the white trash thing (Not to be confused with Wyatt Trash) make sure you ger the blond wig and make sure dark roots are showing. Pretend you Brittany Spears and drag around a naked baby on your hip.

Posted by: Red at September 7, 2006 3:56 PM

Hello to one Jimbo from another. I do not know blog protocol very well, so this could be a faux pas. Forgive me if so.

But in one of my semi-regular hunts for new photos of John Odenkirk, I stumbled across your blog and your fondness for him too. What a stud. I have 3 photos of him on my bulletin board at work. :)

Posted by: Jim Slattery at September 7, 2006 4:53 PM

Proud black women don't wear wigs... oh wait - what am I saying?!

Posted by: TOS at September 7, 2006 5:42 PM

He didn't mean to say "I will reward you with pictures of me in said wig."

He meant to say he will reward you with NAKED pictures of him in said wig
(unless of course you are afraid of hairy men and request otherwise).

Posted by: Piranha Sean at September 7, 2006 8:06 PM

You should try those big Halloween Stores that pop up everywhere this time of year. Or one of your friendly neighborhood Beauty Stores that supplies weaves and wigs. (There are a ton of them here in Baltimore)

If I see somethign I will make sure to e-mail you

Rob and I are doing the classic 80's movie theme of GHOSTBUSTERS :-)

Posted by: Dax at September 7, 2006 9:14 PM

Sean: I'm so hot in drag I got hit on once:

http://www.jimbo.info/weblog/archives/2004/06/index.html#a002780

Posted by: jimbo at September 7, 2006 10:10 PM

Make sure you use Mary Kay makeup!

Posted by: Jim at September 8, 2006 2:43 PM

NO NO NO NO ... nothing but MAC will touch Jimbo's face!

Posted by: Veronica at September 12, 2006 10:17 AM

Hardly the first sort of comment I was planning on making to your blog, but I gots to help a sistah out! A billion years ago (read-three) when I did drag, I plundered these two ebay sellers.

http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZreflections23QQhtZ-1

http://stores.ebay.com/vegasgirlwigs-bighairwigs

I'm fairly certain that the ladies that make them and do them up are secretly drag queens in disguise! They both ship hella fast too, so you should def get your wig in time if you order one.


Posted by: Bobby at September 16, 2006 2:20 PM

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