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September 27, 2006

I found the car

OK, I found my friend's car not far from Results on 16th street. Both driving and having car issues reminds me that having a car is not always so fun. Only got 2 tickets, as far as I can tell. It is interesting to note that I rode past DOZENS of dark blue Volkswagon Jettas while I was looking. It seems to be a popular vehicle in DC. It is a nice ride.

So I went home and did a long overdue pubectomy. I'm cooled off now, and I feel better. And I am feeling much better today. I also came to the end of my Valium prescription yesterday. Hrmmmm...perhaps there was a correlation.

Hat tip to Carl for finding a solution to my dating issues: arranged gay marriage. I had an Indian coworker with an arranged heterosexual marriage, and she seemed to be happy with it. I asked her a lot of questions about it and it sounds cool to me. And I would have faith in a council or search committee of my friends & family whose ultimate decision would be to find my arranged partner. Oh yeah, and shady partnered gay men should still wear burquas.

There's some awesome pics on Joe Tresh's Washington photoblog of this weekend's match, and much more:

New guy Dan appears to be trying very hard to have his neck broken.

You can't catch Andy, because he's the Gingerbread Man!

This is me on crack. I don't know what was happening in this picture.

Woofy guys from our team. More woofy guys.

Erik from BearsGoneWild.

Me on the left, being scrumhalf. #14 from Atlanta was hot. Me snarling for effect.

Daddy FastowNow back to our regularly scheduled vapidity - does anyone else think Andrew Fastow is kinda hot in a silver-fox Daddylicious sort of way? Why do I always go for the convicted criminals? Remember Scott Peterson's woofy goatee? Anyhow, I think Fastow's 6-year sentence should be to raise as much money for me as he embezzled from Enron, to make my coffee and be my love slave. I would also make him manage my City of Heroes characters while I worked during the day so when I came home they would be 50th level. And weed my garden and vacuum my spiders up too.

Posted by jimbo at September 27, 2006 8:24 AM


Andrew Fastow?

Remember that golfer guy I thought was hot? I posted a pic of him on my site and you made fun of me.

Fastow is your golfer guy. He's fug. Sorry.

Posted by: durban bud at September 27, 2006 1:30 PM

You've got to question the sanity of somebody who'd go out of their way and email you a comment like that. Still, not the most welcome thing in one's mailbox.

Re: Fastow... fugly is the new chic, haven't you heard?

Posted by: Dan at September 27, 2006 2:47 PM

Jimbo, I despair at the thought of you visiting jails on Monday lunches to coo at your bf. Break the spell now, or you'll end up stuffing ho-hos into your mouth and crying over Mad Dawg's execution.

I'd say given db's last volley of pictoral plenty, perhaps his eyes aren't seeing Fastow's beauty. Unfortunately I have to agree, Fastow is the fug.

Posted by: copperred at September 27, 2006 3:24 PM

Jimbo: Thank God I'm not alone. My partner John thouht I was nuts last night when we saw Fastow on the news and I commented that there was just something about the guy that turned the key in my ignition.

Posted by: Bob at September 27, 2006 4:48 PM

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Fastow is SO hot! You people are mean! I think I have a minor exec fetish. He has a nice schnoz, a good mouth, and that silvering hair is really attractive to me.

Posted by: jimbo at September 27, 2006 5:58 PM

Totally hot. And he's mine. Back off!

Posted by: John [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 27, 2006 6:23 PM

Who is the redhead in the more woofy guys picture (#17 and #18)? I SOINTENLY wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating my crackers! Because he could kick my butt! Really!!! Does he need an Internet boyfriend? Stalker? Sweaty Jock Remover?

Posted by: HSimpson at September 27, 2006 11:53 PM

I kinda like Fastow, minus the hair. The grey thing isn't working for me. Give him that shaved head look (that he'll probably be sporting in prison) and I think you might be on to something.

Posted by: Dan at September 28, 2006 9:56 AM

You can have Fastow. I'm still smitten with Jack Abramoff. Talk about your 1) hot daddy 2) studly executive type (all that power) and 3) convicted felon. So he's like an educated, hot, bad guy.

Posted by: trey at September 28, 2006 11:26 AM

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