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September 24, 2006

animal pictures

Lots of animal pictures from the weekend. Will from our team took the following two pics of me riled up and ready for our match against the Atlanta Bucks, which we won despite my pessimism about the outcome before the match. We all played very well and fought hard. My face took a beating too:
GRRRR!
Red came to watch, and enjoyed the sights and the social. He's a cool bean. My back held out well during the match, thanks to all the good Valium-induced rest I got during the week:
stretching my old bones
On Sunday me and Gurl and Bubbles went to the Maryland Rennaissance Festival to see the Renn Fest Geeks and lots of other strange animals. I liked the elephants best:
open wide for the camera
One of the elephants seemed agitated so I gave him some of my Valium and he said "Thank you for the crack!"
howda!
Here's Bubbles and Gurl watching the jousting match:
too many bodices seen today
I wish they had knights on flying ostritches fighting evil knights on vultures and pterodactyls, but I had to settle for horses.
huzzah!
Full plate armor must be hot, but it gives you a +8 to your Armor Class:
Hrothgar the Valiant
Gurl took some good action shots:
I couldn't watch...
Photo by GURL. I had hoped it was kilt weekend, but it was pirate weekend with lots of Capt. Jacks around. But there were plenty of D.I.L.F.s to be spotted:
Cruising for kilted hotties...
Longbows provide ranged attacks which are useful against armies and flying opponents such as wyverns and such creatures:
I have a +2 compound bow of strength!
On the way home I got a picture of the semi-feral cat that hangs out in my front yard. I leave some water for her to drink. I've been working on getting closer to her, and she allows me to get up to 2 feet away before walking off:
nice kitty
On Friday our team hosted the Bucks at Titan. Naturally I again got fingered in the ass by some bear, despite the new spaciousness of the place. Next time it happens I'm going to pretend I enjoyed his lascivious advances, but will then pour my beer down his crotch after I pretend to actually want to dig around in his crotch.

Posted by jimbo at September 24, 2006 4:53 PM

Comments

That cat looks like Puff! I'll borrow your butt gropers, thank you.

Posted by: homer at September 24, 2006 5:34 PM

Speaking of crotch - nice pic of your spread legs... (snicker) :-)

Posted by: TOS at September 24, 2006 6:52 PM

Did you have a chance to see THE ROGUES while you were at the Renn Fest?

I love their music.

Also the O'Danny girls are a hoot :-)

Posted by: Dax at September 24, 2006 9:33 PM

Dax: Nope, I did not see The Rogues, because I did want to see that woofy one with the sideburns, but no dice. All I saw was a guy on a unicycle and the jousters and bowmen.

Posted by: jimbo at September 24, 2006 10:57 PM

"Longbows provide ranged attacks which are useful against armies and flying opponents such as wyverns and such creatures""...haha...your time as air defense marshal of the citystate of Greyhawk is showing through...nice...

Posted by: jeff at September 25, 2006 12:36 AM

Re butt groping: It's your own fault for not wearing a burqa in public, teasing and toying with men's affections. Unable to control themselves, you have only yourself to blame! This message brought to you by the Union of Falwell & bin Laden, the only marriage between two men all America can love.

Posted by: copperred at September 25, 2006 11:25 AM

I can't believe MST3K hasn't ruined ren. fairs for you.

Posted by: johnny at September 25, 2006 11:43 AM

No stranger is going to impress me with a salutation of an anal fingering. I really, really prefer a simple 'hello' and a smile. This isn't the fucking '70s anymore - gay people are now able and allowed to communicate like civil human beings, not animals.

You may, however, act like an animal after we've gotten to know each other and when we get home.

Posted by: jimbo at September 25, 2006 12:20 PM

"Naturally I again got fingered in the ass by some bear, despite the new spaciousness of the place."

Your ass? or the Titan aka Ramrod?

Never mind...I don't want to know.

Posted by: stebbins at September 25, 2006 3:51 PM

I dunno Jimbo - after seeing that top picture of you I'm sorta surprised that you only got fingered.. WOOF!

Posted by: Andy at September 25, 2006 8:38 PM