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August 13, 2006

Ya tebye pokazhu Kuzkenu matb!

I've been yearning for years to make a blog post from a popular gay beach, opening the blog entry with some pretentious phrase in a foreign language that makes an obtuse reference to the theme of my blog entry that no one really understands, and now I can. My life is nearly complete because of it.

Here's the view from our skylight in Provincetown. I have a fairly spacious pad, at a reasonable price in a good location. Not bad for a breakup special. I am here on the graces of one half of a breakup. The other flew off magnanimously and left me the space, so it was a bit cheaper than normal:
PilgrimMemorial2.jpg

It took me like 20 minutes to find the best image manipulation program installed on a basic Windows/PC setup that does not have Photoshop, what a pain in the ass. Anyway, once I figured it out I can now post pictures of Dreamy Ron in his Speedos for those of you who asked:

Dreamy Ron

Ron and I are an excellent tag-team pair of wingmen for each other, to put it nicely. And people here are so friendly to both of us!

Jimbo, beach
Thus far I am the whitest creature on the beach, next to the beluga whale carcass that washed up earlier this week. With daily applications of sun and fun, this will change. Provincetown is very different than Washington, DC. Let's count the ways:

  • People are friendly and return a sincere "hello," rather than either ignoring you outright or saying hello so they can get your real estate portfolio. Even my snooty neighbors, who could not even return a nod on the street back in DC, stopped and chatted for 20 minutes! What's up with that?
  • It smells like brine here, the sky is clear, the air is very fresh (but briny), and it is nearly silent at night.
  • There are lots of gay couples on vacation here.
  • There are friendly Russian summer workers here, with whom I have been exercising my fading Russian language skills. The post entry tagline references a taunt declared by Nikita Kruschev in response to American aggression, that loosely translates to "Yo Mama" or "I will fucking crush your ass into paste." The metaphor I wish to express in its use is to declare a challenge to those who would tarnish my honor and integrity just to avoid addressing their own long-ignored issues.
  • Man, there's like a million supa-hot guys here and they are flirty, friendly and are total whores and don't bat an eye, and I love it.
  • I feel like I've been sucked into a time warp and am back in the 70's or something, but I'm playing safe and having lots of fun. And boy did I need an ego boost.

    • Posted by jimbo at August 13, 2006 7:41 PM

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    Now I need a picture of Dreamy Ron's back side! The guys in Vancouver also seem very accessible.

    Posted by: homer at August 13, 2006 8:50 PM

    Oh Jimbo, you lookin so hot reclining on the beach. Manfur, yum...

    Posted by: dorkboy at August 13, 2006 9:07 PM

    Yeah, Ptown rocks. And I agree that DC guys who wouldn't even pause when they run you down with their beamer will actually say hello and chat in Ptown.

    Enjoy the beach, and the fun, hot and friendly men. Get your groove on with DJ Mary Alice at the T-dance and catch a fun show. It's all part of the Ptown experience and soon you'll be planning your next trip there. I'm bummed I was only there for a couple of days this year. Next year it's a whole week!

    Posted by: Trey at August 13, 2006 10:20 PM

    I don't get the DC hate; if it's such a big thing, there are lots of other places to be. Try to focus on the positive, have a good time, don't lie down with any crabs (those pincers leave nasty marks), and bring back stories.

    Posted by: copperred at August 14, 2006 12:52 AM

    According to Dreamy Ron's "compass," it appears you are in the Northeast.

    Posted by: durban bud at August 14, 2006 8:39 AM

    Damn, if only I had known you a couple of years ago when I went to Russia. I would have kidnapped you and taken you with me. I could have used a translator in Moscow and St. Petersburg.

    Posted by: MalaJustin at August 14, 2006 10:56 AM

    Yo...sporting some fly sunglasses on the beach there. Looks like Dreamy Ron is sporting some driftwood. Enjoy P-town. Definitely a place for summer romance, debauchery, or whatever. And remember...what happens there, stays there. Unless it's crabs.

    Posted by: Bubba at August 14, 2006 12:36 PM

    Curses! I knew I should have packed up and moved the pool from Texas, so you hot boys could have come over and hang out!

    Posted by: txwoof at August 14, 2006 2:19 PM

    Come'on ... I'd boost your ego when you get back to DC now ... each pic you post of yourself gets hotter and hotter with each week! WOOF

    Enjoy PTown, stay away from the fried dough from the Portuguese Bakery and have some Miss Richfield ... or is that have some fried dough and stay away from Miss Richfield .... ;-)

    Posted by: Rob at August 14, 2006 2:19 PM

    Har har har.

    :(

    Posted by: Eric at August 14, 2006 3:06 PM

    More pics of Dreamy Ron in his Speedos, please. And while you're at it, could certainly do with some pics of Dreamy Jimbo in Speedos as well...

    Posted by: Thomas at August 14, 2006 5:42 PM

    According to Dreamy Ron's "clock", the time is 6:13.

    Okay, I'll stop. Sorry.

    Posted by: durban bud at August 15, 2006 1:48 AM

    Вы предполагаете вы будете читателями не понимаете русского? Или имейте пользу babelfish?

    Posted by: rod at August 15, 2006 3:06 PM

    Loved the title of this post Eric Jimbo! :)

    Posted by: TOS at August 15, 2006 6:26 PM

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