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August 14, 2006
the deathmarches will continue until you have done everything gay in Provincetown
Day three of the Provincetown deathmarches continues. They have been dragging my bloodied carcass across this Cape against my will, starting from our base of operations, nonstop, no rest, no breaks, surviving only on cocktails and fabulous dinners. And between all these deathmarches I have relationships to destroy, and have only averaged 4 homewrecks per day. I must work harder! Anyway, the town web cam focuses right on our home, the mustard building. The arrow points to my window, and the circle is actually us:
Today I broke up a couple from Denver, right after this picture was taken. The woofy one with the goatee is Alan, who is a very hot guy from Seattle. I really want to break up this couple, who live just downstairs. They don't ride their Harleys much, nor have asked me to ride with them.
The deathmarches thus far include: Commercial Street, Paramount at Crown and Anchor, Purgatory, Provincelands at the Cape Cod National Seashore, and tonight my carcass was dragged up all 116 steps and 60 ramps through the Pilgrim Memorial where my hair got messed up from the wind:
On the beach I held a rock pageant, as the stones on the beach were all so pretty, I couldn't decide which one was the prettiest:
After the rock pageant finals, I did some birdwatching:
Beyond the main berm into the dunes, the most interesting thing I spotted was some kind of seabird skeleton. There were primates wagging their genitals at me, but weren't as interesting as the seabird skeleton and fishes running at the forefront of the incoming tide.
Posted by jimbo at August 14, 2006 6:52 PM
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the composition of the last photo is just outstanding... are we going to have to put up a jimbo-tide warning - toxic to all gay couples in immediate vicinity?
Posted by: kiri at August 14, 2006 9:06 PM
In contrast, I have not broken a single couple up in Vancouver!
Posted by: homer at August 15, 2006 12:59 AM
You're in Provincetown. I hate you. Caption for the picture: "Is that a knee in your towel or are you glad to see me?"
Posted by: Mike Prov1 at August 15, 2006 2:22 AM
Thanks Jimbo for the periodic dispatches from the PTown front. Looks like you guys are enjoying yourselves. The beard is looking Grr-eat too!
Posted by: Bob at August 15, 2006 9:52 PM
You are easily the prettiest rock on the beach, Jimbo!
Posted by: rodger at August 16, 2006 7:19 PM
I did "rock pageants" as a kid. I love P-town and I'm glad you're enjoying yourself up there. The pictures are gorgeous.
Posted by: Mike Prov1 at August 16, 2006 7:59 PM
Things no man should ever have to see...Jimbo's hairy hobbit toes.
Posted by: Donald at August 17, 2006 3:34 PM