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August 17, 2006
OMG (a very drunk post)
OMG shoes:
I now have new semi-casual shoes, and new running shoes. I think I have too many shoes.
OMG cute gay pug:
Today was Carnival parade, the theme was Gay Paris and all that. The pug was cute.
OMG Rusty:
Rusty had to like call Chrisafer and say "OMG jimbo is here!" and to like discover, horror of horrors, that I DON'T HAVE A CELL PHONE! And Rusty says, "Jimbo, you're not as Bearish as I thought!" Thanks, betch.
OMG Cyndi:
CYNDI FUCKING LAUPER! Note To Bear Bodyguards Around Cyndi: Listen, I'm Scrummy, betch, and if you think you can shove me away from Her Unusualness you have another thing coming. I have a high-performance camera - this ain't no cell phone camera, betch - and I'm going to fucking use it on Cyndi, OK? Pappa-fucking-razzi, so suck my cock. Just put your feeble shoving back in your little Oshkosh B'Gosh overall pants pocket and suck it, because my shove is your love and you can't move me away because I'm Scrummy, betch!
OMG Drunk People in Line:
We were brought together by a 40 minute wait for expensive drinks.
OMG more Drunk People:
This is Brad from DC. And because I look good in this picture.
OMG even more Drunk People:
I'm with the fucking DJ, betch.
Posted by jimbo at August 17, 2006 7:58 PM
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That is the fucking-est funniest post. Brad's cute, and you do look good. Who's the queen behind Brad wearing a harness and beads?!? I hate it when queens mix their methaphors. Jimbo may not be as bearish as Rusty thought, but he is still woofy!
Posted by: Bubba at August 17, 2006 10:57 PM
You're crazy!
Posted by: Kevin-Andrew at August 17, 2006 11:05 PM
OMG, best post ever!
Posted by: homer at August 17, 2006 11:52 PM
ad DOOR rabble!
Posted by: johnny at August 18, 2006 1:34 AM
I think you have too many shoes.
Posted by: chrisafer at August 18, 2006 2:54 AM
OMG, like, the theme for carnival was gay Paris, and like, I'm totally IN Paris! I feel cosmically connected to P-Town!
Seriously I'm enjoying the posts, bringing back fond memories of twelve summers in a row out in the town o' P.
Posted by: John at August 18, 2006 3:32 AM
Are you cheating on me??? You're such a DJ whore!
Posted by: OMGDJTM at August 18, 2006 9:50 AM
OMG you should post drunk more often.
Posted by: Jeffrey at August 18, 2006 10:00 AM
Jimbo,
Could you possibly have your mouth open for any more photos? We call that catching flies where I come from..........or are you trying to show that you're at the ready?
LOL
You look pretty cute in a couple of them, especially the last one!
Tonka
Posted by: TonkaManOR at August 18, 2006 11:43 AM
OMG you're so Scrummy!
OMG Brad from DC is kind of a cutie!
(OMG is that rainbow feather thing coming out of the pug's ass or what?)
Posted by: palochi at August 18, 2006 12:43 PM
Dear, you should be smiling, not practicing your "Fetch me that toy, boy!" face. Unless of course you had other plans in that last shot...
Posted by: copperred at August 18, 2006 3:36 PM
OMG....too many shoes! Shut up! ...
..Stupid boy.....
Safe trip home!
Posted by: timothy at August 18, 2006 10:05 PM
I wanted to leave you with the expression "ZOMG!"
It stands for "ZOH MY GOD!", which is much more satisfying.
Posted by: Paul at August 20, 2006 7:08 PM
I think you need a trim to your beard and a buzzcut soon.
So darlin', go to the barber's today!
Posted by: Paolo Rossi at August 22, 2006 8:44 AM