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August 3, 2006

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In response to some comments on yesterday's entry, a few lists:

Why Portland, Oregon?

  • My brother, Corky, some hot guy, and Kiri live there

  • I used to live there, and I liked it

  • You are 1 hour away from both the coast and the mountains

  • Portland is smaller, cooler, and less expensive than DC

  • They have a gay rugby team there
  • Why not DC?

  • It's frikkin' hot here

  • It's frikkin' expensive here

  • In the words of my late friend Seamus, "Gurl, you may click with like maybe 1 in 200 guys here, but I think it'll be like 1 in 50 guys there"

  • I'm tired of the Mid-Atlantic 'tude and workaholic ethic

  • DC is so nuked/bio-bombed/etc.
  • Why not Seattle?

  • Too damn big

  • Gay scene is tired

  • Terrible urban sprawl and traffic

  • Expensive

  • Too close to a major volcano
  • DavidEkstein.jpgWhy not San Francisco?

  • Gay scene was tired in 1992

  • Too expensive

  • Too many far-lefties without perspective would drive me nuts

  • Too close to a major faultline

  • Too much traffic
  • Why David Ekstein?

  • May qualify for Hot Jew of the Week (I don't know for sure if he's Jewish or not, however)

  • At 5'7" and 165 pounds, he's remarkably tiny for a baseball player

  • Played with the Anaheim Angels when they won the world series

  • He's so cute when his jersey and helmet look too big for him because he's smaller than regulation MLB gear

  • Overcame a heart condition as a youth to eventually become an MLB shortstop
  • Why not AOL?

  • You suck

  • You never directly mentioned to me I could lower my monthly bill from $23/mo. to $15, nor from $15 to $0.

  • As your advertisements proliferated on your internet application, your reliability and service declined

  • After my conversation with tech support is done, you forward my call to a fucking telemarketer

  • All you greasy bastards out there in Reston need to learn how to live like the rest of us for a while
  • Why it isn't actually the end of the world:

  • No instance of avian influenza has been reported in the western hemisphere

  • I believe people are inherently good

  • We will manage, we always do

  • Global warming may make life suck for humans, but it won't kill everything - some bacteria will survive

  • Dick Clark and David Hasselhoff will survive too

  • Posted by jimbo at August 3, 2006 11:28 AM

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    I think I need a change too. Maybe I'll go with you.

    Posted by: durban bud at August 3, 2006 12:24 PM

    Isn't Mt St Helens still considered active?

    Still a great city :)

    Posted by: Dan at August 3, 2006 12:53 PM

    Mt. St. Helens is some distance between both Seattle and Portland. But both towns have their own active volcanos too. I guess it's a matter of which one blows first.

    Posted by: jimbo at August 3, 2006 1:10 PM

    Heh, true. But it's closer than you'd think. My family learned that (along with everybody else in Portland) back in '80.

    I'm just tryin' to keep you here in DC... :)

    Posted by: Dan at August 3, 2006 1:18 PM

    Eckstein is a little ball of energy, too, and he always puts in 110%. (Interpret that as you will.)

    But could you at least update that pic? He hasn't been an Angel since 2004.

    Posted by: Jeem at August 3, 2006 1:36 PM

    Yo Jimbo! Glad to see you're still keeping up with the A's...the hottest baseball team ever!

    Posted by: Shane at August 3, 2006 1:39 PM

    Three points on Portland - 1) Cascadia fault zone 2) Portland's building codes didn't take this into consideration until the 90s and 3) gay scene? What gay scene?

    Posted by: sam at August 3, 2006 1:47 PM

    Uh, Jimbo..? Just a perspective from a Seattleite [who'd be only too happy you were even as close as PDX]: name a 'gay scene' that *isn't* tired.

    Can ya? :)

    Posted by: David M at August 3, 2006 1:49 PM

    dang, jimbo...so many disses on poor SF! so yes, while expensive we're very close to both the ocean and the mountains. i don't own a car, so traffic is no bother. what was that other one...oh wait, another tremor...hold on...phew, just 4.4 this time. ;-)

    Posted by: andrewSF at August 3, 2006 2:10 PM

    Buenos Aires has a pretty fun gay scene. But it is a bit of a schlep.

    Posted by: Dan at August 3, 2006 2:51 PM

    Luis Gonzales is still my fav baseball player. He's adorkable. Mark McGuire is also a hottie and, according to someone I know who went to college with him, has a very nice bat.

    Posted by: homer at August 3, 2006 3:46 PM

    Hey, what about Tacoma "America's No. 1 Wired City" Washington?

    Posted by: boo augustus at August 3, 2006 4:37 PM

    all i have to say is that i'm way happier here than any other place i've lived in the u.s.
    yep portland has earthquakes - we had one last night - it lasted for about 5 seconds and rattled some things. it was centered 20 miles north of the city or so. the gay scene is alive and well, and filled with as much tired drama as other queer meccas (at least there isn't a tired gay-ghetto here). mt. hood / mt. st. helens, about the only thing you have to worry about in pdx central is ash fall and possible laher clogging rivers- possible hydroelectric issues lie here- check the volcanic hazards maps on usgs if yer worried about such things. i would rather have volcanoes than tornadoes - and 95+95% humidity, which i've been through enough of to last a lifetime.

    Posted by: kiri at August 3, 2006 5:38 PM

    Portland is supremely sublime. I'll be there for four days at the end of this month. Can't wait. All of your lists are spot on.

    Posted by: Shawn at August 3, 2006 5:55 PM

    I was kind of kidding about the volcano/faultline issues. But not really kidding about being bombed issue.

    Posted by: jimbo at August 3, 2006 6:09 PM

    Come on over to Portland. We'd love to have you.

    Posted by: gecko at August 3, 2006 7:23 PM

    volcano = maybe oozy
    faultline = maybe shaky
    bombed = prolly dead

    Yeah, the bombed or biohazard options are a *little* more offputting.

    Posted by: David M at August 3, 2006 7:31 PM

    Well... tell me how it goes. I know I'm getting the hell out of here as soon as school's done. Three years. Just three short years. Three short, law school years.

    It's gonna breeze right by.

    Posted by: Dan at August 3, 2006 7:37 PM

    Oh yeah terrorism is such a problem. Once in what thirty years? Puhleeze.

    Posted by: copperred at August 3, 2006 10:48 PM

    You forgot Ducks games in Eugene! :-) (big plus in my book)

    The coffee is better in PDX... so is the sushi...

    And then there's Oregon's #1 cash crop...

    On the downside - it rains, rains, gets cloudy and misty, rains again, spritzs, gets nice for 1 month of the year and rains again...

    And there's no scene like SF's gay scene... sorry hon, they are one of the reasons gay scenes exist (of course we give credit to NYC too...)

    Wait, did I say hon? Ok maybe I need to get away from here too...

    Posted by: TOS at August 3, 2006 11:39 PM

    We now have to worry about being 'in range' of North Korea so bombing is a possibility...but probably less than the odds they give us on Mt. Hood blowing. They claim 50/50 in the next 40 years. Same thing they said when I moved here 10 years ago.

    We's love to have ya' Jimbo! Let us know if we can help out.

    Posted by: rodger at August 4, 2006 1:17 AM

    People are inherently good?....

    Posted by: Joe at August 4, 2006 4:31 AM

    More pro-Portland:

    1. The Columbia River Gorge -- hiking, biking, windsurfing, whatever. The positive result of the Cascadia subduction zone and the associated vulcanism.

    2. Food -- fresh. Beyond fresh. Absurdly good. Add great beer and wine.

    3. Outsider culture -- Portland has been, and continues to be, an incubator of microcultures. More than anyplace I've ever lived, Portland has people living off-center in very interesting and constructive ways.

    4. Powell's Books -- ah. Enough said.

    I grew up in Portland, my parents having moved from San Francisco when I was six. I left, definitively in 1985, and have been trying to get back ever since. Am back at least three times a year.

    San Francisco is a city that's like the friend who's just too beautiful to ever f*ck. I love being there, but have never really wanted to live there. Seattle wants to be something that it's not. I'll stop my defamation of Seattle with that. And the potential of a Mt. Ranier eruption and subsequent mud flows really is a threat to the Seattle-Tacoma region.

    Posted by: scory at August 4, 2006 6:32 AM

    You forgot to mention that world famous wildly popular super-blogger Aaron (http://www.trochaeus.com/blogs/interea/)is from Portland.

    Posted by: Joe.My.God. at August 4, 2006 1:18 PM

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