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August 6, 2006
cell phone users are like cockroaches
Today I rode up the C&O Canal Towpath bike trail to my Secret Platform overlooking a pinch in the Potomac to try some fishing. Lo and behold, there was a fucking cell phone user there, blabbing away, on MY SECRET PRIVATE PLATFORM IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!!! Now normally, nobody is ever there except the occasional fisherman. It is remote and private and quiet. But, like cockroaches, the cell phone users find a way, and one was there, having a VITAL conversation in the middle of the one tiny bit of wilderness allowed in DC. But also like a cockroach, he disappeared suddenly and without a trace as well, which was kinda wierd because I didn't even see him leave.
Anyway, I brought my fishing pole and was trying to catch fish, but only got a few interested glances from small bass. Kind of like when I went out to Cobalt Saturday night with a buncha Chupacabra-tequila-drinkin' queens to go shake it to the groovy tunes of OMG DJ TM™, which was very fun, but boy did I hurt this morning. Thanks to Homer who brought the troublesome liquid in the first place. Man, that brand is smoove, but devastating. Good stuff.
Friday evening I went to go see The Oh in Ohio featuring Liza Minelli, Parker Posey and a hot bearded Paul Rudd:
I liked it, and my review of it is featured on Queer Beacon.
Posted by jimbo at August 6, 2006 8:41 PM
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Some one brought another bottle of tequila to your house? That's muy excellente!
Posted by: homer at August 7, 2006 1:51 AM
Homer, I remembered that you were the bringer of the troublesome liquid! Good stuff.
Posted by: jimbo at August 7, 2006 8:42 AM
So did that hot snakefish guy make an appearance? (yum!)
Posted by: 207guy at August 7, 2006 8:31 PM