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August 17, 2006

a haiku for the man with thong & cottage cheese butt

Wherever I go,
there he is. The man with the
thong. Please make it stop.

Leatherback, not a
sea turtle, more like a broiled
sea cucumber man.

Stay out of the sun
oh leatherback thong creature.
Skin cancer awaits.

Posted by jimbo at August 17, 2006 2:02 PM

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leather thong?? oh poor baby, I think the only thing that could erase that from my mind would be a nice cool cocktail..... or 6

Posted by: Dale at August 17, 2006 3:26 PM

Awesome :)

Posted by: Sean at August 17, 2006 5:35 PM

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