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August 8, 2006
70's Porn Star 'Stache Blogger Edition
While the fu-manchu or handlebars doesn't really qualify as an official Porn Star Mustache, here's my attempt at a look a few years ago. In my opinion, a good Porn Star 'Stache does not hang over the sides of the mouth, and does not include the ultra-hip soul patch. Nor is it necessarily wooly or bushy. If I was a porn star, my name would be Brent Silver, fyi.
Now here's Daddy Eric rockin' a fine example of a Porn Star 'Stache. Considering his recent encounter with a twink who referred to him as 'Daddy', I think he should keep the look. With a buzzed head and constant state of scruff, he should not be surprised at being referred to as someone of imposing authority.
Now here's Joe.My.God rocking a near perfect porn star 'stache with Dreamy Dreamboat openly gay New York Attorney General candidate Sean Patrick Maloney. Cue cheesy Casio porn score. I'll bet Sean Patrick could grow a fine porn star 'stache as well.
Here's a nice porntastic 'stache on my friend Cobban from Bisbee, Arizona. I met Cobban (pronounced CUB-ban) this March on my trip to the southwest. Cobban is a long-time admirer of Sam Elliott and his various 'stache incarnations. If you tell him he looks like a younger Sam Elliott, he will melt and be eternally grateful.
Remember, 'staches from the 80s or the Golden Era of Disco do not count! The Manhattan Offender submitted his recent shave-down, but the presence of surrounding scruff omits his submission from this category. The 'stache must stand alone. Chrisafer tells me "...lots of Hill staffers are having 'stache growing contests during the August recess", but I want to see photographic evidence of this.
Posted by jimbo at August 8, 2006 2:44 PM
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Disqualified for scruff?
That is so d.c.
Je me déclare le champion de ce concours de la moustache.
Posted by: rod at August 8, 2006 3:53 PM
Rod: You'll have to wait for Scruff Week, I'm afraid. Sorry.
Posted by: jimbo at August 8, 2006 4:18 PM
You totally rock the fu. You rock it! In fact, all of today's 'staches are woofy.
Posted by: J.P. at August 8, 2006 4:37 PM
Please stop the insanity!
That is one enormous picture of Eric. Did he take his own picture?
Posted by: durban bud at August 8, 2006 10:26 PM
My attempt at a Fu Manchu (see June 5, 2005 on my blog) looked porn star-like, but in a dorky country way.
Posted by: homer at August 9, 2006 1:36 AM
I hate to get all pedantic, hi-ever, a true Fu is a free-hanging thang, suspended from the upper lip. What you are all referring to is a handlebar mustache. Beware the Faux Fu.
http://www.mustachesummer.com/cookieduster/cookie-5.html
Posted by: Joe.My.God. at August 9, 2006 10:43 AM
Oh, God, I look so idiotic there.
And I so don't have the correct porn-star 'tude to go with that 'stache.
Posted by: Eric at August 9, 2006 1:03 PM
Ok, does porn star Brent Silver escort as well? ... or will drinks and a nice dinner do?
;-)
Posted by: Rob at August 9, 2006 2:01 PM