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August 7, 2006

70's porn star 'stache week

I think it is going to be 70's porn star 'stache week, because I've actually seen people with them lately - even in stuffy clean-cut DC. I'll have to admit I'm delighted to see stuff like this appearing again:
Wuuuf
Submissions welcome, but as with Rough Trade Week, some standards apply:

  • Photos must have been taken recently, not actually taken in the '70s.
  • Subjects must be 'stached and moderately hot, and preferrably a little trashy.
  • Cheesy porn star 'staches are best, but thick Tom Selleck 'staches are OK too. This week's theme is for both camp and woofy value together.

    • In other news, I took a peek at Who Wants to be a Superhero? last week. I was expecting a total trainwreck of a show, but it wasn't so bad. It was OK, but I wasn't convinced the contestants were actual people as opposed to actors. The whole thing seemed blatantly scripted with no spontaneity. Plus they booted off Levity, one of the 3 cute guys on the show. Fortunately Feedback is still on. Iron Enforcer is just too grotesquely 'roided out to be attractive. I wonder how small his balls are.

    The second season of Flavor of Love, on the other hand, was wonderfully, horribly, embarrassing for the human race - and I couldn't stop watching it. Where do they get these women, why are they doing it, and are they really interested in being Flava Flav's wife?

    Posted by jimbo at August 7, 2006 3:08 PM

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    Maybe i've spent too much time in London's gay pubs, but when i think of the term "trade" i think some "boi" sitting the corner of said pub "working" the floor. I've never thought of "trade" being anything other than money-sexual.

    I'm taking that your use of the word "trade" means "of interest" sexually, sans the cash in hand, right?

    Posted by: rob adams at August 7, 2006 3:35 PM

    >> ... why are they doing it, and are they really interested in being Flava Flav's wife?

    Someone's gotta tell 'em when it's straight up and down ...

    Posted by: matt at August 7, 2006 4:45 PM

    Rob: See 'Rough Trade Week' for more details:

    http://www.jimbo.info/weblog/archives/2006/07/index.html#a003579

    Posted by: jimbo at August 7, 2006 6:15 PM

    Iron Enforcer Pussed out during the dog challange. All bark and no bite. So they made him the villian. And he admitted to using roids too. I like the chessey, pot bellied MAJ Victory

    Posted by: RED at August 7, 2006 6:21 PM

    I have plenty of pictures of my friends and I sporting porn star 'staches in the early 90s. Did we miss a memo or something?

    Posted by: Herb at August 7, 2006 6:55 PM

    If it's a Fu-Manchu esque stache does it still count?

    Posted by: joe at August 8, 2006 5:44 AM

    Apparently lots of Hill staffers are having 'stache growing contests during the August recess. No word on if Kay Bailey Hutchinson is playing along.

    Posted by: chrisafer at August 8, 2006 8:18 AM

    Who is the guy in the picture Jimbo?

    Posted by: Brian at August 8, 2006 10:42 AM

    I'd like to see jimbo with staches and a very short hair stile.

    Posted by: Paolo Rossi at August 8, 2006 12:55 PM

    ooo...
    can I play?
    just took my beard down during the 'heatwave'
    http://manhattanoffender.typepad.com/manhattanoffender/2006/08/buhbye_beard_hu.html
    do handlebars count?

    Posted by: rod at August 8, 2006 2:03 PM

    I'm a reality TV whore, but even I draw the line at "Flava of Love" - it's like the DMZ of "reality".

    Posted by: johnny at August 8, 2006 8:38 PM

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