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July 10, 2006
bring your hottie to USDA day
When I go to my credit union to cash a check or whatnot, I'll often have lunch with a rugby teammate who works there. I'm a member of this credit union where I used to work (USDA) back in tha day. Today must have been Bring Your Hottie To Work Day today at USDA, for in the period of a mere lunch break, I spotted SIX USDA hotties. I worked there for 2 years and never saw that many when I was an employee.
Or maybe everyone looks like a hottie since my mojo was lost some time in March, I think somewhere in Tuscon. I told Homer to e-mail it back to me in the form of a compressed .zip file, but he hasn't complied yet. I hope he brings it with him at the end of this month when he visits. I would like my mojo back.
Apparently JoeMyGod was homebound much of the weekend as he kept sending me YouTube gems like this one of a cute furry red-bearded bearcub lip-synching 'You Made Me Gay' with Yukon Cornelius. I find his buzzcut contrasted with wooly beard, plus his slightly crossed eyes to be somehow attractive. Although my favorite from the Bears Gone Wild series is the one of the bear recanting Fiona Apple's memorable Grammy acceptance rant. If you caught the original, the cover is even more hilarious.
And speaking of hotties...introducing yet another gay Scandinavian blogger from DC - Swede and Czech.
Posted by jimbo at July 10, 2006 1:50 PM
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I hate when I lose my mojo. Thankfully I seem to be on a voyage of rediscovery of late. I'd share but it's not like a helium balloon, I can't let you siphon off a little and still have plenty left.
Oh he's just adorable. I'd let him stay the night, although I doubt either of us would get any sleep.
Fiona Apple was interviewed recently, and she's not backing down, but it's still funny as hell.
Posted by: copperred at July 10, 2006 3:21 PM
That was painful.
Posted by: dBud at July 10, 2006 4:45 PM
Did the cupachabra steal your mojo?
Posted by: sam at July 10, 2006 4:57 PM
I think Homer stole my mojo, but it has been made clear that he is to return my mojo as soon as possible.
Posted by: jimbo at July 10, 2006 5:01 PM
I want IrishBeard.
Now.
Posted by: Joe.My.God. at July 10, 2006 5:26 PM
Homie ain't neva gonna return your mojo, he's just going to wear it out til it dies happy in DC.
Posted by: copperred at July 10, 2006 5:33 PM
Okay, the video is awesome. And he's a hottie.
Six at the USDA? That is sooooo DC. :)
Posted by: Swede And Czech at July 10, 2006 11:03 PM
Oh Jimbo, I left your Mojo on the bus by accident! That and the stool sample.
Posted by: Homer at July 10, 2006 11:22 PM
I just noticed that you mentioned me in the post.
Thank you!
But you called me a hottie. I do believe the small print on your blog is affecting your vision, young man.
Thanks. That was really sweet. Especially coming from a cutie like you. :)
Posted by: Swede And Czech at July 11, 2006 12:14 AM
haha...he is cute indeed,somemore hilarious.=)
Posted by: gab at July 11, 2006 1:50 AM
Wait - the guy in the hilarious Fiona rant....is that THE Chris Glass?
Posted by: johnny at July 11, 2006 12:40 PM
Actually, I think Homer forgot Mo' at work since I saw it wandering around downtown Tucson a few days ago.
Posted by: Lee at July 12, 2006 1:12 AM
Irish Beard is Jeb Edwards and lives in Louisville, KY. He is very much the cutie. He also does a music podcast called£50 Note (http://www.50poundnote.net/), and some artistic work as well.
As far as you Fiona apple, that is in fact, Chris Glass, a great photographer who posts a lot to Flickr.
Posted by: Michael Edwards at July 16, 2006 2:42 PM