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May 2, 2006
I don't even know where to start on this one...
A friend forwarded me a link to this Yahoo group:
TackleWrestleTickleTouchNuzzleStrokeN
Nothing wrong with club that's into physical male-to-male contact, but then I saw some odd phrases in the club's description, such as 'GoYS' (mouse over on the image to read the text) and my hackles started to rise.
I could devote a day to ranting about the penetration-phobic, gender hung-up statements on that site, among other things. Then I found this page, where at the bottom are quantifiable steps in how to seduce straight guys. Creepy at best, predacious at worst.
Let the gay boys with masculinity issues spend their time chasing straight guys, spinning their wheels. I'm a romantic type who believes in getting along in the long term, and deception of self or other just doesn't induce trust in the long term. Anyway, I leave today's entry mainly for discussion, as there's too much in the links above to even start a rant. My term paper is still due and is calling...
Posted by jimbo at May 2, 2006 10:36 AM
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Them boys have i-s-s-u-e-s.
Posted by: kevin at May 2, 2006 12:16 PM
This has got to be one of the depressing, saddest things I've ever seen. Those poor things are goy-ing to need a lot of therapy.
Penetration politics aside, this site assumes that masculinity and sexual orientation are tightly connected... which would make the butch bottoms, girlie tops or effeminate straight guys we all know even more perplexing. And they seem to forget about our lebanese sisters.
Self-loathing egomaniacs.
Posted by: JD at May 2, 2006 3:23 PM
Them boys were real disappointed that the url perverts.R.us was already taken.
Posted by: homer at May 2, 2006 6:15 PM
Yeah.. I like to rub my nekkid body upagainst another man reach orgasm and make out.. BUT I'M NOT GAY DUDE.
Its like going to a Sci-fi convention dressed up as a member of Starfleet, but stating afterwards your not a geek..
They have issues
Posted by: Dax at May 2, 2006 7:48 PM
I actually knew a guy who would always "go out" with these straight guys not just to get off, but in hopes that he would find a nice relationship in it. When things didn't go his way, he would come into the video store I work part-time at and proceed to bitch to me as if I were his bartender about how he had his heart broken and then I would hear the same story outside about 5 more times.
Personally, I think that, in his case at least, some of these guys are looking for the title of "Perma-Victim". He was one of the saddest people I've ever known.
Posted by: Howard at May 2, 2006 9:26 PM
Oh god that is creepier than Whitney's last crack den.
Posted by: copperred at May 2, 2006 10:18 PM
Sounds like that guy TJ. He has lots of groups and sites for "straight-acting" and "frat bros" and "male bonding" and "military-type" and "not into scene"
Posted by: stebbins at May 3, 2006 11:21 AM
It's so sad when a guy's fantasy life controls him like that. That said, I have zero patience for the type. You want to be straight acting? Then go get married to a woman and live in the suburbs.
I can't even stand when guys refer to themselves online as "masculine." It just seems so desperate. And when people say "bro" and "bud", I cringe.
Posted by: bryce at May 3, 2006 1:04 PM
Oy gevalt. That whole anal sex as "disrespect" phobia is so stupid. Anal sex has such a long and beautiful history.
I'll write "bro" in texts, because it makes me laugh. Same with "dude". I may end up saying those words when drunk, but it has an ironic origin.
Posted by: Eric at May 3, 2006 5:35 PM
Concur. Faggots don't get ignored, ostracised and beaten up because of the bum stuff. Neither do women get raped and murdered for those short skirts or being out after dark. It happens because violent little toe-rags enjoy the power trip of ganging up to maim and kill the defenceless. These dickhead goys haven't earned our respect by being "nice". What on earth will make the average red-neck gay basher respect them?
Posted by: scott at May 4, 2006 3:28 AM
Hey! I resent that attack! Someone can get dressed up like Spock and go to a Star Trek convention and NOT be a geek!
Okay, that would actually be pretty geeky.
Posted by: Glenn at May 4, 2006 7:37 AM
Creepy at best, predacious at worst.
I couldn't have said it better. I think its wonderful if straight guys want to take "male bonding" to the point of circle jerking or more, but these "g0ys" are playing with fire.
As time goes by and the straight guys settle down with women, what will the "g0ys" be left with? Nothing but their own fantasies, and maybe preying on younger, inexperienced guys.
Free your mind and your ass will follow.
Posted by: Brendan at May 5, 2006 9:06 AM
Maybe g0ys turn into trolls when they grow up?
Posted by: jimbo at May 5, 2006 10:30 AM