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April 12, 2006

who wears short-shorts?

this marathon runner wears short-shortsLast night after rugby practice I was jumped by two evil imps who forced me to drink gnome grog at a nearby smoky fey tavern. Then I was swept away to dinner which was very garlicy but good. Thanks again to the evil imp who bought dinner.

Anyway, much of the evening's discussion centered around my rather short-shorts - the nylon running shorts that I put on for comfort after rugby practice so my balls can cool off because I really like allowing my balls to cool off after a workout. It's a natural thing. I wasn't expecting to get jumped by imps after practice, as I'm usually so tired from being jumped by ogres during practice that I'm too beat to socialize. So normally after practice I will ride home fast on my bike in my short shorts, my balls cooling off in the wind, which makes me feel comfortable and happy. I do not have enough room in my bag to pack clothing appropriate for fey establishments.

So while I was out and about in the fey establishment and nearby restaurant in my short-shorts due to my accepting the impromptu invite into such places, the presence of my short-shorts were constantly being brought to attention by the evil imps, making me feel sooo comfortable in both places. Apparently short-shorts are a HUGE no-no amongst bacchanalian imps since so much attention was being drawn to them. According to these imps runners and athletes are supposed to wear really long bermuda shorts, capri pants, super baggy basketball shorts or something that actually inhibits range of motion because it's important to be cool like that. Fashion before function I guess.

But frankly, I like seeing sinewy runner's thighs exposed to the air, and a hot juicy runner's butt packaged in a delicate nylon pair of running short-shorts. And I hope others feel the same way when they see my junkalicious ass jiggle itself on by, because honies, it's not gonna be this perky for long.

Posted by jimbo at April 12, 2006 10:35 AM

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100% for short-shorts. Long shorts make you look really short. That's why I love movies from the 70s. Everybody is wearing tight-pants and short-shorts.

Posted by: Augusto at April 12, 2006 11:20 AM

I hate those basketball shorts........I've noticed that other sports are waeing them now (lacrosse, soccer,etc). They are not comfortable and for us short guys, they make us look even shorter. Although, I don't mind Jams as swimwear... although I do remember seeing you in a speedo in a certain hottub years ago.

Perky? I don't remember if I pinched it or not.

Posted by: TonkaManOR at April 12, 2006 1:23 PM

I'm pretty sure short-shorts are making a comeback. I remember wearing them for gym class and having to check to make sure things weren't hanging out.

Posted by: homer at April 12, 2006 1:31 PM

Your ass has probably been junkalicious for 20 years, what makes you think it won't be for the next 20?

You know I don't have the balls to wear short shorts, so good on you. The runner there clearly needs to shower his sweaty self off with me.

Btw, wasn't there some list about you not being a strong black woman going around? Maybe they just need to see your back to realize they're wrong.

Posted by: copperred at April 12, 2006 1:49 PM

I *love* short shorts. I think they're making a comeback too. I'm wearing them at least because like you, I like to cool my balls off.

Posted by: J.P. at April 12, 2006 1:54 PM

Real runners wear short shorts. Can you imagine running more than 100 yards in those really long bermuda shorts, capri pants, super baggy basketball shorts? I'd either fall down or end up wickedly chaffed.

Posted by: jim at April 12, 2006 3:27 PM

My body just doesn't look right in short shorts. My legs are too long. I prefer the longer knee-length shorts. The bf, however, looks awesome in short shorts and loves to wear them. I love when he wears them too! I'm a pervert...

Posted by: Bubala at April 12, 2006 5:01 PM

if you look any where near as good as that guy in short shorts ... feel free to wear them to your heart's content

Posted by: myke at April 12, 2006 6:43 PM

Photos please.

Posted by: Dumbek at April 12, 2006 10:49 PM

yeah, try wearing 2 inch rugby shorts (by mistake, because you forgot your 4 inch shorts) down K Street during evening rush hour on your way to practice.

Posted by: stebbins at April 13, 2006 10:15 AM

i would pay to see you in those 2" shorts mike!

Posted by: kevin at April 25, 2006 1:32 PM

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