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April 4, 2006

Tom Cruise prepares unborn fetus for sacrifice

It's ALIVE!Caption Contest: What is Tom Cruise up to now? It looks like he's either sucking the life force from an unborn child, casting a spell on the fetus, or kneading Katie's tummy in preparation for a meal.

Add your own caption in the comments section for this photo.

It finally rained last night for the first time in like two months, and the surrounding greenery responded immediately. This morning's landscape was in pastel yellows, pinks, purples and greens. Plus the rugby pitch won't be so dusty now.

I loathe myself for loving The Tyra Banks Show. Last night her Drag Force did makeovers on women, and I could not tear myself away from the show. Could not stop watching Tyra. I like the opening music too. And if you watch closely, you can see her twitching during poorly edited angle shot changes. She twitches a lot, which entertains me.

As fabulous as Tyra is, her beauty pales in compariston to Dogpoet's hotness. I believe his birthday is tomorrow - go there and wish him a happy birthday.

Posted by jimbo at April 4, 2006 10:28 AM

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Funny that you should mention Mr. Dog--I was thinking just the other day that the photo of you up there in the righthand corner looks kinda like him....

Posted by: Jeffrey at April 4, 2006 11:27 AM

"Someone I'll never have to sue."

Posted by: sam at April 4, 2006 11:54 AM

"Look what my non-gay penis did!"

Posted by: homer at April 4, 2006 12:09 PM

“Big deal! Have you heard about the Magical Vacuum of My Rectum™?”

Posted by: Herb at April 4, 2006 12:46 PM

I've found myself addicted to America's Next Top Model. Guess I'm not masculine anymore.

Don't have a Cruise caption, but I hope K-Hol can escape hell, or whatever scientologists call it.

Posted by: Kevin at April 4, 2006 5:19 PM

Yeah, right, lets see a DNA test on that baby to see who the father really is.

Posted by: Brendan at April 4, 2006 5:32 PM

"If I keep pretending to be excited about this, people will HAVE TO believe that I'm straight!"

Posted by: Scott at April 4, 2006 7:49 PM

"I've never touched a woman before. I thought you were supposed to have two of these big hanging things in front?"

Posted by: Brian at April 4, 2006 8:37 PM

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