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February 24, 2006

A Message to Progressives from Darth Sidious

Darth Sidious cares nothing for the weak"My Dear Progressives:

I can feel the fear, the hatred, the rage in so many of you progressives from across the galaxy. I know you feel helpless. To let this turn to despair is weak, as your purported saviors, the Democrats, also have become. They are weak. Your current faction in power has embraced much that the Sith have to teach, leaving the rest of you weaklings far, far behind. Your feelings of powerlessness mean nothing to me, for you have so easily forgotten he feelings of those with power can be exploited. This includes manipulating the fears of those who have voted for you.

You must embrace the Dark Side to wipe them out - all of them! I can feel your anger. It gives you focus... makes you stronger! Always remember, anger is a living thing. Feed it and it will grow. The democracy you once thought you were serving no longer exists, and the Republic has become the very evil you were fighting to destroy. Now it is simply a matter of who controls the Republic. It could be you, but you wield lies as good as a pathetic padowan. You must learn to wield lies as you would a light sabre. And remember what is done in secret has great power. That would be a start for you weak progressives. You lack focus. Everything that has transpired has done so according the designs of those in power, and you can't even plan for tomorrow.

You could simply wait. The arrogance of those in power blinds them, makes them complacent as you had become before you lost control, and the cycle beins anew. I care not who is my next student. Only the strongest may join me to experience the full power of the Dark Side.

Focus your rage, your hatred, and transform your fear into POWER! Do it!"

XXOO,
Master Sidious

Posted by jimbo at February 24, 2006 11:45 AM

Comments

Fight fire with fire. Also, we should develop a corps of people to seduce Republicans and then blackmail/out them. Yes it would make us temporarily unclean but it is worth it. I will do my part, will you?

Posted by: copperred at February 24, 2006 4:26 PM

Gay people really need to form their own political party, and while we are at it, so do all minorities. GL(BT)AAD and the NAACP don't count.

-Kevin

Posted by: Kevin at February 24, 2006 5:19 PM

LOL I preach this lesson to whoever listens. You channel Sidious well. Interesting.

Posted by: Tim at February 24, 2006 9:36 PM