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February 14, 2006

I Like Them Big and Stupid

"I Like Them Big and Stupid" by Julie Brown

jock sexWhen I need somethin' to help me unwind
I find a six foot baby with a one track mind
Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands
Give me a moron with talented hands
I go bar-hopping and they say last call
I start shopping for a Neanderthal

The bigger they come the harder I fall
In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall

{Refrain}
I like 'em big and stupid
I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and stupid

What kind of guy does a lot for me
A Superman with a lobotomy
My fathers outa Harvard
My brothers outa Yale
But the guy I took home last night
Just got outa jail

The way he grabbed and threw me, ooh it really got me hot
But the way he growled and bit me, I hope he had his shots

The bigger they are the harder they'll work
I got a soft spot for a good lookin' jerk

{Refrain}

I met a guy, who drives a truck
He can't tell time but he sure can drive
I asked his name and he had to think
Could I have found the missing link
He's so stupid you know what he said
Well I forgot what he said, 'cause it was so stupid

The bigger they come the harder I fall
In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall

{Refrain}

I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and stupid

Posted by jimbo at February 14, 2006 7:16 AM

Comments

Nicely put... happy jock sex day!

Posted by: TOS at February 14, 2006 8:04 AM

The night before my sister graduated from Smith College, the women's acappella group (The Smithereens) sang this on the library steps. John and I loved it!

Posted by: Bob at February 14, 2006 9:52 AM

I used to like 'em big and stupid.

But stupid gets real dull, real fast. And they tend to hock your expensive audio equipment when you're not looking.

Now I like 'em small and sharp.

Posted by: Mark at February 14, 2006 10:29 AM

And that, Mark, is why you let the big stupid ones *take you* home, but *you take* the quality ones home.

Posted by: Michael at February 14, 2006 11:39 AM

I'm with Mark, big and stupid works for a while, but when they're more fascinated by the door know than a demented retriever, it gets old.

Posted by: copperred at February 14, 2006 1:18 PM

Think we're missing the point....

Posted by: Joe at February 14, 2006 2:04 PM

I don't think we're missing the point at all.

Posted by: Mark at February 14, 2006 3:55 PM

Happy Valentine's Day Jimbo. If you were mine, you would hear "I love you" every day.

Posted by: Mike at February 14, 2006 5:50 PM

Why haven't they released Goddess in Progress on CD? It's a travesty I say.

Posted by: Burl at February 15, 2006 12:08 AM

I can do stupid....

Posted by: Andy at February 15, 2006 10:31 AM