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January 6, 2006

now I can be _really_ righteous about cell phones

Now that "real content" has been defined for blogs on Vividblurry, let me get back to my hysterical rants. I got rid of my cell phone today, so now I can be really righteous when I have to run over a meandering cell phone user on the sidewalk with my bike, tell someone on the shuttle bus to shut the fuck up, or see some lame-ass retard texting someone in a club.

Aside from the ability to ascend to total rigteousness, the bills had become too expensive. I got DSL to pay for so I can play City of Heroes ya know. Plus I got sick of Verizon calling me every week to "improve" my service (read: stick more add-ons to my payments). Sorry, cupcakes, you pushed me too hard and gave me a good enough reason to boot your ass. Now I will have to practice the long lost cultural practice of "planning" and "appointments" by e-mail or from home/work phones to meet up with friends instead of "Ohmigawd I'll just call you and meet you there." Crazy talk, I know.

Want to know what's gay today? Ohmigawd I like got Madonna's Confessions on a Dance Floor and it's like sooo awesome! Like Gurl bought it for me for Christmas and I like Jump, Push and I Like New York like those are like my favorite songs from the CD. I like think Jake Spears helped out on that last song, like "DUH!" he lives in New York and stuff! New York is sooo cool I just love going there.

And I'm FINALLY going to see Brokeback Mountain this Sunday!!! I like know I'm like the last gay in the village to see it and stuff, but I like had to see Kong first.

Posted by jimbo at January 6, 2006 10:36 AM

Comments

But at least you're not the only gay in the village.

Posted by: Boo Augustus at January 6, 2006 3:53 PM

Poor Jimbo - We'll miss you when they come to take you away back to the 20th century in the straightjacket.

Posted by: sam at January 6, 2006 3:56 PM

Oh Jimbo, that's why when I tried to call you it didn't work!!!

Posted by: homer at January 6, 2006 6:15 PM

You've inspired me. I'm getting rid of my cell phone too. The contract runs out in April and I won't be renewing.

Thanks for the push!

Posted by: J.P. at January 6, 2006 10:06 PM

Oh my god, I love "I love New York". I thought I was the only one who did.

Posted by: tim at January 6, 2006 10:53 PM

Ugh! "I Love New York?" When I listen to that song, it makes me feel like a dork! :')

Oh, and you're not the last gay to see Brokeback Mountain. We have not seen it yet. Since it is finally playing in Baltimore now, we're gonna see it next week.

Posted by: Bubala at January 7, 2006 9:25 AM

I live in London(England) and I've seen Brokeback before you!

I AM a little obsessed with it all at the moment though, so that IS understandable.

I'm sure some of your visitors will be interested to know what you thought of it.

Posted by: Darren at January 7, 2006 3:57 PM

Rob and I have not seen Brokeback, so your not the only gay in the univerese not to see the movie. (I dont have any desire to see it honestly)

You think last nights Galactica was good, wait for the rest of the season.. the story arc is going to be Fraking awesome ;-)

Posted by: Dax at January 7, 2006 6:18 PM