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October 3, 2005

care and feeding for your pet diva

The other night while walking to Mr. Henry's down Pennsylvania Avenue, a young, drunk, female Hill Drone shuffled by screeching out the standard sorority mating call: "Ohmigawd! I am SOOOO DRUNK!" I know it sounds cliché, but she actually said that. I whispered to my companion, "That's what we call a 'Jennifer' here in DC."

Jennifer also goes out to gay bars a lot. If you're a Jennifer new to DC, please reference this blog entry on tips on how to be a well-behaved Jennifer out at the gay bars. Or as Sean would say, care and feeding for your "Pet Diva" while out on the town.

"Oh, Mighty Isis." Cue cheesy wind sound effects, diva launches into the air.

Maryland beat Virginia this weekend. Neener, neener, neener. Maybe all that crappy Dave Matthews Band music will go away now, to be replaced by Marvin Suggs and his Muppephones.

Posted by jimbo at October 3, 2005 2:49 PM

Comments

The ones that really annoy me are the girls that are in a bachelorette party group.

Posted by: Dax at October 3, 2005 8:23 PM

Funny. I can laugh because I'm too cheap to get drunk.
Yes, fear the turtle! And pay your alumni dues!

Posted by: Marie at October 4, 2005 9:35 AM

Okay, fess up. You've used the sorority mating call yourself once or twice too.

Posted by: Boo Augustus at October 4, 2005 9:38 AM

They're called "Trixies" here in Chicago.

My God. They're breeding!

Posted by: palochi at October 4, 2005 1:20 PM