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October 27, 2005

Brawny Man has a huge package, "Thirst Pockets for Spill Relief"

I have blogged about my favorite paper towel spokesman, the Brawny Man before, who turned 30 this month. I also need to point out that he also has a huge package as recent commercials indicate. Watch the 30 second version of the 'Role Reversal' ad and wait until the scene where he approaches the camera with a cake in one hand and a puppy in the other. Check out the junk in his jeans, he's totally hung. This comes after the scene where he wipes up a dollop of white cream. "Thirst Pockets for Spill Relief" indeed. I like this version of Brawny Man myself. Send your friend a Brawny-gram using Innocent Escapes from their website - it's nearly scruff-porn.

For more strained package action, do check out bulgeblog, props to rising blogebrity Brettie for the tip.

Civilization IV is ready for pre-order, yo, but I'm still caught up in City of Heroes, and eagerly awaiting City of Villians, and all but ignoring my purchased copy of Neverwinter Nights. Where will I find the time?

Posted by jimbo at October 27, 2005 2:34 PM

Comments

Holy Crap!!

I've seen that commercial before, but I never noticed. He has some serious meat in there. Happy birthday, indeed! It's so obvious, they HAD to have noticed before first airing this. Hmm. But despite this amazing marketing tactic, I think I will stick with Wet-Naps to wipe up my dollops of white cream. (Unless he cums with the product.)

Posted by: Chris at October 27, 2005 3:09 PM

Whadya mean "nearly"? The Brawny-gams are pure porn, just before all the clothes fly off and thing go into various places. I feel dirty; luckily no need for a paper towel...yet.
I have to say I preferred the old Brawny-man, but this will do just fine

Posted by: copperred at October 27, 2005 3:10 PM

Brawny man is a bit too-polished for my tastes, but he could still wipe things off me.

Posted by: homer at October 27, 2005 4:43 PM

He has too much makeup on but damn you ain't lyin about the box his packing. Brawny man's got some wood!

Posted by: moby at October 27, 2005 8:26 PM

in the brawnygram, if the camera angle is from his "girlfriend", she's just about as tall as he is, which would basically make her a guy (probably). which means it's me. he can open my pickle jar anytime!

Posted by: avi at October 28, 2005 12:00 AM

G. Sus. That's gotta be a wad of paper towels stuffed in there...

Posted by: Wulf at October 28, 2005 3:17 AM

The Innocent Escapes is... ummm... a little creepy. I have to admit, though, my secret needy homemaker is oddly fascinated:

"Come saw some wood with me. There you go. Just relax your shoulders and let the saw do the work [sawing noise] That's it. Yeah. You're great at this. Feel better? I feel better to."

Paper towels are so dirty.

Posted by: JD at October 28, 2005 12:29 PM

He's the same guy who was on the "Cupid" reality/dating show a couple of years ago, trying desperately to woo "Lisa." It was truly a comedy of errors, he was frightenly inept and awkward. The link to his website is below.

http://www.robertamstler.com/index.htm

Posted by: Todd at October 31, 2005 1:34 PM