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October 18, 2005

AOL you suck

Dear AOL:

I want to get my e-mail now. I do not want to wait two days for it either or even an hour. Now. I do not want to learn more about Madonna, meteor showers, or lowering my mortgage rate either.

I pay something like $23 a month for a limited e-mail storage space, fucking ad banners and denial of access to my e-mail. Then I call tech support to bitch and have to speak to a fucking robot only to be put on hold for an indefinite amount of time. Then after I get my chance to bitch you forward me to a telemarketer? Fuckers.

Despite all the local whiz kids masturbating their egos working for you over there in the soulless Northern Virginia wasteland, your service sucks. You suck.


Posted by jimbo at October 18, 2005 10:23 AM


I paid AOHell for months for features I never used and for crappy services simply because I had a screen name or two that I did not want to give up. but then I found an alternative.

WindReader likey gmail.

Posted by: windreader at October 19, 2005 12:38 PM

would you like one of those gmail accounts that are so 'in'?? ;) I have one (though i still use my domain email) so i can send you out one of the invites if you'd like.

Posted by: myke at October 19, 2005 7:53 PM

Get gmail. I have spare invites if you need one.

Posted by: Josh at October 19, 2005 10:36 PM

Thank you for calling AO-Hell. In an effort to better serve you our menu has changed to a maze of useless options to wear you down. Press 1 for a list of dial-up numbers that constantly ring busy. Press 2 if you want email from anyone not w/aol to be unceremoniously blocked. Press 3 if you'd like your inbox filled w/spam/porn mail. Press 4 to hear why your service has yet again, gone out.

Whatever you do don't press 0 because no one is really here as we don't really give a damn about "your" problems.

Thank you for wasting your money w/us...

Posted by: moby at October 23, 2005 4:27 PM