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September 8, 2005
get a load of cropp
I'm ending any image/marketing confusion for Linda Cropp's DC mayoral campaign right here with my suggested campaign logo, which avoids the uncomfortable use of her last name:
Seriously though, it should be an exciting race with Mr. Orange and Mr. Blackberry in the race with Mrs. Cropp, in the study with a lead pipe.
Yesterday Miss In Shaw alerted me to the presence of Girl Scout Thin Mints in the region, and promptly ordered a few for moi. My network of Girl Scout Cookie informants in The District and beyond grows...
This morning's Washington Post declared that The District of Columbia has the highest gas prices in the nation. However, I don't suspect conspiracy, rather the local station owners know that the people who paid outrageous prices for their homes are also more than willing to pay outrageous prices to feed their 2 cars that they brought in from the 'burbs.
Posted by jimbo at September 8, 2005 11:17 AM
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Mr. Blackberry! Oh that's a good nickname for him. I hear he hardly pays attention during city council meetings because of his crackberry addiction.
Posted by: chrisafer at September 8, 2005 12:15 PM
Statments like that........... My network of Girl Scout Cookie informants in The District and beyond grows...
Are percisely why I read this blog - effen hysterical!!
Posted by: Kaz at September 8, 2005 2:06 PM
Hey, Girl Scout Thin Mints are very important! If you want a steady supply to inhale, you need informants, suppliers and distributors.
Posted by: jimbo at September 8, 2005 2:22 PM
Crackberry addiction is a legitimate Washington substance issue. We just can't help it. Besides playing pong on it is way more interesting than hearing people whine about their neighbors.
I'm cut off from the Girl Scouts, the regs are strict here. I'll have to find a supplier.
Posted by: copperred at September 8, 2005 3:01 PM
Most of the people who live in DC are not rich yuppies with overpriced condos and two cars. The majority of folks here really suffer when gas prices go up. I certainly hope the real DC folks will tell the station owners to go cheney themselves.
We can make ourselves feel a little better by laughing at the douchbags in Hummers, though. It's almost as much fun as watching them try to park.
Posted by: OST at September 8, 2005 4:23 PM
I've got my eyes out for the Signature Shortbread cookies.
Thin Mints are close second, but never NEVER those mannerist postmodern marketing inventions. "Kookaburras"indeed.
Posted by: CIRCLEINASQUARE at September 8, 2005 8:44 PM