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September 2, 2005

meme from chrisafer

7 things I plan to do before I die:
1) Rule the Universe.
2) go to Antarctica to birdwatch
3) go to Hawaii
4) fulfill this one erotic fantasy I have about an exec in a suit and me under his desk
5) [an even kinkier fantasy I cannot share with you]
6) Own a house
7) Go to Spain

7 things I can do:
1) Make a special Tang/Celestial Seasonings drink - it's really good!
2) crack my toes
3) use my severed index finger as a deadly weapon or can opener
4) pee while erect (and in other situations too)
5) hike over a mountain
6) be friends with almost any dog
7) wrap my lips around a pint glass

7 things I cannot do:
1) sneeze quietly
2) tolerate bores
3) dance without looking like a total fag
4) work in a job that does not interest me
5) tackle very well (yet)
6) stand on the back of an anteater while it is bucking
7) walk behind slow people

7 things that attract me to the [opposite of my] opposite sex:
1) fur
2) facial hair
3) individuality
4) passion
5) communicativeness
6) self-honesty
7) pig-headedness (both a turn-on and frustration)

7 things that I say most often:
1) pucker
2) oi
3) grampaw jimbo (in 3rd person)
4) ohmigawd
5) gurl...
6) my ass
7) hemorrhoids

7 celebrity crushes:
1) me
2) Seann Scott (if he puts on some chunk)
3) Matt Lauer (when he's not interviewing)
4) Ewan MacGregor
5) Ed Harris
6) Sam Elliott
7) Jamie Bamber

7 people I want to do this:
1) They have all already been tagged by someone else.

Posted by jimbo at September 2, 2005 1:46 PM

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Posted by: moby at September 3, 2005 3:44 PM