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August 15, 2005
smoogy-poogums a boo-boo I wuv ooo!
I'm not pointing fingers at any one person in our D&D group that's guilty of this (there are several), but when a person's significant other just cannot bear to not hear his/her partner's voice for more than two hours at a time, the rest of us have come to a fun and creative solution for such interruptions. When a cell phone rings during the middle of play, and it's a person's partner who has to whisper sweet nothings or ask vital questions like what's for dinner, the rest of us speak up in a loud chorus saying: "SMOOGIE POOGUMS OOOKIE BOO-BOO!!! I WUV OOOOO!!! OOODJIE BOO BOO SMOOKUMS POOGUMS 'mwa!' 'mwa!' HUGGINS LUVVEY DUVVEY MOOKINS A BOO BOO!!!"
And so on. If the callers can even hear each other on the line, it is hoped that the cacophony will end the call quickly. Except last night it was the person's coworker who called. Oh well.
In other geek action, Gurl like was trying to walk and talk at the same time and tripped on the miniatures case and kobold and dire rat and gnoll miniatures went FLYING all over the house. Thank god none of them were being prepped for judging at the next gaming convention!
Posted by jimbo at August 15, 2005 1:00 PM
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Jimbo, sweetums, you raise geekdom to a whole new level.
I mean that in the most flattering way possible, of course.
Big love to you and Geardagh.
xo-
S!
Posted by: Sean. Spelled the Right Way at August 15, 2005 2:45 PM
FLYING KOBOLDS..YIKES!!!...as soon as I'm finished helping out with the stirge infestation at Greyhawk I'm coming to help you guys...
Posted by: Jeff at August 15, 2005 9:01 PM