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August 20, 2005
Minor League Team To Host 'Hairiest Back' Contest
WOODBRIDGE, Va. -- The Potomac Nationals of the Carolina League are ready to let the fur fly later this month.
The Class-A affiliate of the Washington Nationals will hold its first-ever "Hairiest Back at the Ballpark" contest before their game against a team from Salem, Va., on Aug. 25.
According to the team's press release, the winner will receive a complimentary laser hair removal service valued at $2,500.
In addition, there will be a drawing for a complimentary laser removal service worth $1,200 for those fans who do not want to participate in the contest.
Posted by jimbo at August 20, 2005 4:27 PM
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So what if I have a very hairy back and don't want it removed? Can I trade in the laser removal for lazic eye surgery?
Posted by: Jimski in VA at August 20, 2005 3:58 PM
This stuff is so stupid - there was a hariest guy contest on the cruise we went on and the guy who won was offensively lame (he was a gross old straight guy who ground against female passangers in front of his wife and kids.... ugh!).
For those of us blessed with much hair, we should modestly keep it to ourselves :).
Posted by: Dan at August 21, 2005 6:20 PM
Daniel, my son...do not let the crass and uncouth drive you away from the Path of Revealed Hairiness. Your blessed back hair is a gift from God, and should be shown and shared, not shorn.
Posted by: jimbo at August 21, 2005 8:09 PM
You should bring Lucas down for that.
Posted by: stebbins at August 22, 2005 2:18 PM