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August 5, 2005
it's nearly over between me and Seann William Scott
O.K. Sean, I'm not liking your new Auschwitz Pimp look these days. It was bad enough that you insisted on shaving your chest and becoming as ripped as that John Basedow freak (Didn't he die in the tsunami?). Throw away the body clipper and immediately proceed to the deli for a sandwitch - or three. I'm starting to look over your shoulder at that bad boy Johnny Knoxville instead.
Thanks to my at least 5 informants who sent me pictures, hearsay, stories, and related detailed news items on SWS' new (unapproved) look. You guys were like on the ball as if I had my own Reuters news team trained specifically to send me SWS pics and info! Nice work. I will not, however, post the pictures you sent because his new look is scary.
Posted by jimbo at August 5, 2005 3:34 PM
Comments
Has there ever been any pics showing SWS with a less than so smooth chest? One would think he would have chest hair given how thick and dark his beard grows but every shirtless pic I've seen of him shows him uber smooth. He would be hotter with a little ryan reynolds-esque fur. And that's not much.
Posted by: myke at August 4, 2005 7:19 PM
In a close-up from a scene from the film Bulletproof Monk, a very detailed shot of a chest tattoo revealed densely-packed chest stubble. He's a shaver for sure, hopefully not a waxer, which causes near-permanent follicular retardation of chest fur.
Posted by: jimbo at August 4, 2005 8:05 PM
Haven't all those Hollywood types learned from the gays that chest hair is like, uh, IN now? Maybe someone will tell him and he'll soon wise up. (Or not.)
Posted by: Corin at August 4, 2005 8:55 PM
it's tragic. such potential! he looks so ordinary all waxed and hairless like that. so unimaginatively gay, if I may.
i'll stick to steve zahn -- furry and just as square jawed.
Posted by: abstract nixon at August 5, 2005 2:48 AM
Does he get shirtless in the Dukes film? I was actually discussing this with Derrick this morning.
Posted by: Glenn at August 5, 2005 8:48 AM
Sean would look better beefy and hairy. I don't wanna look at some 1980s porn star looking thang.
Posted by: homer at August 5, 2005 2:31 PM